Order Of Merit-Fourth Place- #0Third Place- #17Second Place- #2First Place- #51 Time-Minus 2 Of Note-#51 began Racing on April the 2nd in Marion. Since then he has run 9 Races and has won every one of them.
Dorothy Alert!!!
Surrender Dorothy, the quasi, semi-unofficial band of Crab Racing, will be performing at a fundraiser for Riverview Elementary School (one of the rockinest schools in Indiana) in Marion on Friday April 18th at approximately 6:30 PM. The public (that’s us) is more than welcome.It’s nice to see the boys doing some community service (voluntary, at… Continue reading Dorothy Alert!!!
New Crab Racing Venue!!!!
The CrabLine welcomes the Billiard Cafe in Fort Wayne to the exciting and fast-paced world of competitive Crab Racing. Racing will commence on Monday April 21st and return every other Monday henceforth. Pick ’em at seven-thirty, race ’em at eight. See you there!!djjj
Baseball Crab Racing- Three Kings 4/4
Chimichanga Cheesy Burrito!Greetings form Casa dos Gatos. Truly a night to remember. Not only is it the Hoagland Premiere of Baseball Crab racing, I was able to browbeat my own Personal Goddess, Mrs. Jxn, into accompanying me on the trip. As incredible as it seems, she hasn’t been to a Crab Race since the very… Continue reading Baseball Crab Racing- Three Kings 4/4
Baseball Crab Racing- Folkie’s 4/2
Chimichanga Cheesy Burrito!Greetings form Casa dos Gatos. A beautiful evening for the Racing type Crabs at Folkie’s. A medium to decent crowd. A Lite Goondock Representation (LGR) on the far side of the board, with Tina and Carrie leading a very enthusiastic crew right behind them. The Good Sisters and the Fockers join forces in… Continue reading Baseball Crab Racing- Folkie’s 4/2
Crab Racing USA- Rainbo 3/29
Order Of Merit-Fourth Place- #2Third Place- #7Second Place- #52First Place- #85Time-Minus Two
Fastest Crab In The World Dies
#4, the Fastest Crab In The World, passed away prior to March 22nd’s races in Elkhart. #85, The Second Fastest Crab In The World, was questioned briefly, but then released as authorities have determined foul play was not involved.
Crab Racing USA- Barney’s 3/22
Order Of Merit-*Fourth Place- #0Third Place- #52Second Place- #27First Place- #2 Time-Plus Two* #55, the evening’s fastest Crab, was disqualified when its owner left before the Semifinals.
Crab Racing USA- Folkie’s 3/19
Hoy Hoy!Greetings from Casa dos Gatos. Intimate Crowd tonite. Crab Racing USA is the Table. Fifty States. Bicameral system of representation. Sounds like it ought to work. Serious team affiliations for the Races this evening. Goondock Saints have four on the far side of the Deck. Twisted Fisters show pretty strong on this side. Buddha… Continue reading Crab Racing USA- Folkie’s 3/19
Beers Of The World Crab Racing- Three Kings 3/7
Man I hate to miss a Race in Hoagland! Thanx to Mrs. Sonny for standing in for me. See you guys on the 4th of April!Order Of Merit-4th Place- #153rd Place- #42nd Place- #471st Place- #55