Late Update (sort of)

We apologize for the lack of activity on the website, as some of you know, we’re in the process of moving to a new home. We’re moved, but while the country is peaceful, there is a serious lack of connectivity. I’ve banged in the latest results (minus the Folkie’s results from 6/30, which were misplaced… Continue reading Late Update (sort of)

Beers Of The World- The Three Kings 6/4

Beers Of The World Crab Racing PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia Answers:1) Marathon2) Manhattan Project3) Croquet4) Quebec5) Baltimore Orioles National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Lisa They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #90 My Parents Went To The Beach And All I Got Was this Shell- Chainsaw Sisters Racing (CSR)… Continue reading Beers Of The World- The Three Kings 6/4

Beers Of The World- Folkie’s 6/2

Beers of the World Crab Racing PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia Answers:1) Marathon2) Quebec3) Croquet4) Ram5) Manhattan Project National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- AngelaThey’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #90 Fukudome- Folkie’s Fockers (FF) Starting Lineup2) Winner- #65 Miranda’s Toy- Team Aftermath (TA)3) Winner- #2 It’s Only Four Inches,… Continue reading Beers Of The World- Folkie’s 6/2

Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 5/19

Superhero Crab Racing-PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByArmour Potted Meat Trivia:1) Yangtze2) Philadelphia3) Headless Horseman4) The Pope5) Frank Robinson National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Jim They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #84 Digger- Team Aftermath (TA) Starting Lineup2) Winner- #83 Fuqtard- TA3) Winner- #74 Scuba Steve- TA4) Winner- #3 Ride… Continue reading Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 5/19

Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 5/5

Superhero Crab Racing- PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide By Trivia Jeopardy:1) Dulcinea2) Ronald Reagan3) Peter Lawford4) Trivia5) Margot Kidder National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Joanne They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #83 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts (COF) Starting Lineup 2) Winner- #28 My Crabs Spread… Continue reading Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 5/5

Beers Of The World- Three Kings 4/30 (short version)

Here’s the condensed version of Friday night’s Hoagburgh races. More to come soon!1st Place- #84 Wilma Fingerdeux- Rosetta2nd Place- #3 Just A Hangin’- Lori3rd Place- #33 Shit Or Get Off The Pot- Shits And Giggles Racing Team4th Place- #72 What Happens In The Aquarium Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing

Blue Moon Show at Hoagland tomorrow night!!

We’ll be doing our second April show tomorrow night at the Three Kings! The rankings and results are current and the latest trivia answers are posted. Check it out and make it a point to get there. Pick ’em at 7:30, Race ’em at 8:00. See you there!!!!

Beer Of The World Crab Racing- Folkie’s 4/21

Beers of the World Crab Racing PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia Answers:1) Basil Rathbone2) George Blanda3) Milhaus4) King Arthur5) Romulus & RemusNational Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Bonnie They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #83 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby… Continue reading Beer Of The World Crab Racing- Folkie’s 4/21

Baseball Crab Racing- Folkie’s 4/7

Baseball Crab Racing- PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia Answers:1) Jerry Mathers2) New York3) Sudan4) Alaska5) Laugh InNational Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Autumn They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #63 Old Strippers Don’t Retire, They Just Get The Crabs- Crabby Old Pharts (COF) Starting Lineup2) Winner- #31 If I Give… Continue reading Baseball Crab Racing- Folkie’s 4/7