Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 5/19

Superhero Crab Racing-PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByArmour Potted Meat Trivia:1) Yangtze2) Philadelphia3) Headless Horseman4) The Pope5) Frank Robinson National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Jim They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #84 Digger- Team Aftermath (TA) Starting Lineup2) Winner- #83 Fuqtard- TA3) Winner- #74 Scuba Steve- TA4) Winner- #3 Ride… Continue reading Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 5/19

Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 5/5

Superhero Crab Racing- PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide By Trivia Jeopardy:1) Dulcinea2) Ronald Reagan3) Peter Lawford4) Trivia5) Margot Kidder National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Joanne They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #83 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts (COF) Starting Lineup 2) Winner- #28 My Crabs Spread… Continue reading Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 5/5

Beer Of The World Crab Racing- Folkie’s 4/21

Beers of the World Crab Racing PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia Answers:1) Basil Rathbone2) George Blanda3) Milhaus4) King Arthur5) Romulus & RemusNational Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Bonnie They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #83 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby… Continue reading Beer Of The World Crab Racing- Folkie’s 4/21

Baseball Crab Racing- Folkie’s 4/7

Baseball Crab Racing- PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia Answers:1) Jerry Mathers2) New York3) Sudan4) Alaska5) Laugh InNational Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Autumn They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #63 Old Strippers Don’t Retire, They Just Get The Crabs- Crabby Old Pharts (COF) Starting Lineup2) Winner- #31 If I Give… Continue reading Baseball Crab Racing- Folkie’s 4/7

Superhero Crab Racing- Three Kings 4/2

Superhero Crab Racing PreRace:Some of this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And there’s always this. Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia Answers:1) Charles Bronson2) Monkey Wrench3) Odd Job4) Dopey5) Waterford National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- TerriThey’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell… Continue reading Superhero Crab Racing- Three Kings 4/2

Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 3/24

Chimichanga Cheesy Burrito-A plethora of Crabs tonite. We raced 58 (a world record), so we added an extra set of four Tough Preliminary Heats. Superhero Crab Racing PreRace:Some of this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And there’s always this. Rules To Live… Continue reading Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 3/24

Beers Of The World- Three Kings 3/5

Beers Of The World Crab Racing PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia Answers:1) Trixie2) Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head3) Orange4) Peter Pan5) 1500 Meters National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Sherry (From Canada) They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #77 You Get Ate More- Rosetta Starting Lineup2) Winner- #55 Milkawhat?-… Continue reading Beers Of The World- Three Kings 3/5

Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 2/17

Superhero Crab Racing- PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByArmour Potted Meat Trivia:1) John Brown2) Eddie Arcaro3) Steve Allen4) Marlon Brando5) $1500 National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Angelina They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #38 Dipshit- Matt Starting Lineup2) Winner- #77 Caligula- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)3) Winner- #87 Really? Well Put… Continue reading Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 2/17

Brickyard Crab Racing- Three Kings 2/6

Brickyard Crab Racing Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia Answers:1) Queen Elizabeth The First2) Africa3) Amen4) Joe Louis5) Pekinese National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Shauntay They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #84 I’m Going To Have To Num That. Num Num Num Num Num- Pleasant Valley Pheasant Pluckers (PPPP) Starting Lineup2)… Continue reading Brickyard Crab Racing- Three Kings 2/6