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Calling the Crabs (repost)

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 00:39:00 +0000

The geniuses over at Couch Potato Productions have a new video for you. Enjoy!

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New Team Rankings!

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 02:17:00 +0000

The League Rankings are up! This year we’ll be using the “Colin Powell System” which rewards not only the Top 4 Crabs each night, but also awards points for wins in the Prelims. As you can see, The Crustacean Sensations took advantage of the new system by bringing a big crowd and getting lots of Crabs into the Semis.

We’ve also revised The Draft System. Get to the Races before the Draft (approximately 7:15) and we’ll shuffle all the entries. This means that you don’t have to get to Folkie’s first to get the first pick!

See you on February 1st!

djjj

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Here We Come (again)!!!

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:49:00 +0000

Attention residents of Poe, Hoagland, Yoder, as well as Boston Corner! The true “Sport of Kings” returns to southern Allen County. Sonny and his Incredible Racin’ Crustaceans take up residence, so to speak, at the hottest nightspot this side of the Monroeville Legion. We’ll be racing at the “Hi Ho Again” on Yoder Road (directly across from the Poe Community Volunteer Fire Department) beginning on Friday January 6th.

Beers of the World will be the theme and coincidentally, I believe that beer is one of this establishment’s specialties. Talk about kismet! If we have a decent crowd, we’ll resume our once a month visits. So call your friends, call your neighbors, and even call your friends’ neighbors, because if you come out, we’ll come back!

Your neighborhood has always been one of our favorite stops on the Crab Racing tour and it would be great to get back into the groove with you again. So come see the Ft Wayne area’s finest crustacean based adult entertainment. Pick ’em at 7:30, race ’em at 8:00. See you there!!!

djjj

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All Hail the Unicorns!!!

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 02:08:00 +0000

Join us Wednesday January 4th at Folkie’s to help us crown the 2011 Folkie’s Crab Racing League Champions, The Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party Racing Team (AHUGP)! Oh yeah, we’ll start the 2012 season with another evening of those fantastic racin’ crustaceans. See you there!!!

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Hi Ho, It’s Poe!!!

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 23:43:00 +0000

Got some great news for our Crabaholics in Allen County. The Racin’ Crustaceans return to Poe on January 6th. We’ll be at the “Hi Ho Again” (formerly Muldoon’s, formerly the Hi Ho). Remember- Pick ’em at 7:30, race ’em at 8:00. See you there!!!

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Holiday Show at Dill Street

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 02:34:00 +0000

Hey all you Muncie Crabheads! We’ll be at Dill Street on December 15th for one last show before the break. Don’t miss the Crabs before you head for home!

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The Unicorn Anthem

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 02:14:00 +0000

O thus be it e’er when Unicorns shall band

Between their loved shells and the race’s damnation

Blest with Glitter and Speed may the heaven rescued sand

Praise the Rainbows that hath made and preserved playernation

Then conquer we must, when our cause it is bust

And this be our motto, “In Glitter Unicorns Is Our Trust”

And the AHUGP banner in triumph shall wave

Now let’s go insane, throw some Glitter, make it rain!

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DOWN TO THE WIRE!!!

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 00:58:00 +0000

The Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party strengthened their hold on 1st Place with a 1-2 finish on Thanksgiving Eve. They’ve got a 21 point lead on the 2nd Place Crustacean Sensations with 26 points available in the final 2 weeks of racing. The best hope for the Sensations is to show up this Wednesday early with 6-8 players and hope for a Unicorn shutout. Not impossible, but it’s going to be tough. We may all be singing the Unicorn anthem before the night is out! See you there!!

–Crab Wonk

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Out with a BANG!!!

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 23:24:00 +0000

September goes out the way it came in! Three big nights of Crab Racing. Wednesday Sonny and his amazing racing crustaceans will be in Marion at Folkie’s, the Wrigley Field of Crab Racing. Thursday we’ll go back to Muncie for those 25 cent longnecks and great beats from DJ KillaCam at Dill Street. And then Friday we do our second September show at the Pizza Pub in Crabsville USA, Hoagland. See one, see them all. Indiana’s finest crustacean based adult entertainment for sure. See you there!!!

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Lotsa Crabs This Week!!

Tue, 13 Sep 2011 00:46:00 +0000

Another big week for the Racin’ Crustaceans again. We start out at Folkie’s in Marion on Wednesday. Next, it’s back to Muncie and Dill Street’s Fabulous Thirsty Thursday with Crab Racing, twenty-five cent longnecks, and DJ KillaCam rockin’ you down to your soul. Finally, we end up in the heart of Michiana at Barney’s in… Continue reading

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