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New Team Rankings!
The League Rankings are up! This year we’ll be using the “Colin Powell System” which rewards not only the Top 4 Crabs each night, but also awards points for wins in the Prelims. As you can see, The Crustacean Sensations took advantage of the new system by bringing a big crowd and getting lots of… Continue reading New Team Rankings!
Here We Come (again)!!!
Attention residents of Poe, Hoagland, Yoder, as well as Boston Corner! The true “Sport of Kings” returns to southern Allen County. Sonny and his Incredible Racin’ Crustaceans take up residence, so to speak, at the hottest nightspot this side of the Monroeville Legion. We’ll be racing at the “Hi Ho Again” on Yoder Road (directly… Continue reading Here We Come (again)!!!
All Hail the Unicorns!!!
Join us Wednesday January 4th at Folkie’s to help us crown the 2011 Folkie’s Crab Racing League Champions, The Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party Racing Team (AHUGP)! Oh yeah, we’ll start the 2012 season with another evening of those fantastic racin’ crustaceans. See you there!!!
Hi Ho, It’s Poe!!!
Got some great news for our Crabaholics in Allen County. The Racin’ Crustaceans return to Poe on January 6th. We’ll be at the “Hi Ho Again” (formerly Muldoon’s, formerly the Hi Ho). Remember- Pick ’em at 7:30, race ’em at 8:00. See you there!!!
Holiday Show at Dill Street
Hey all you Muncie Crabheads! We’ll be at Dill Street on December 15th for one last show before the break. Don’t miss the Crabs before you head for home!
The Unicorn Anthem
O thus be it e’er when Unicorns shall band Between their loved shells and the race’s damnation Blest with Glitter and Speed may the heaven rescued sand Praise the Rainbows that hath made and preserved playernation Then conquer we must, when our cause it is bust And this be our motto, “In Glitter Unicorns Is… Continue reading The Unicorn Anthem
DOWN TO THE WIRE!!!
The Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party strengthened their hold on 1st Place with a 1-2 finish on Thanksgiving Eve. They’ve got a 21 point lead on the 2nd Place Crustacean Sensations with 26 points available in the final 2 weeks of racing. The best hope for the Sensations is to show up this Wednesday early… Continue reading DOWN TO THE WIRE!!!
Out with a BANG!!!
September goes out the way it came in! Three big nights of Crab Racing. Wednesday Sonny and his amazing racing crustaceans will be in Marion at Folkie’s, the Wrigley Field of Crab Racing. Thursday we’ll go back to Muncie for those 25 cent longnecks and great beats from DJ KillaCam at Dill Street. And then… Continue reading Out with a BANG!!!
Lotsa Crabs This Week!!
Another big week for the Racin’ Crustaceans again. We start out at Folkie’s in Marion on Wednesday. Next, it’s back to Muncie and Dill Street’s Fabulous Thirsty Thursday with Crab Racing, twenty-five cent longnecks, and DJ KillaCam rockin’ you down to your soul. Finally, we end up in the heart of Michiana at Barney’s in… Continue reading Lotsa Crabs This Week!!