unicorn Archives - CrabLine https://indianageeks.com/category/unicorn/ Crab Racing News! Tue, 03 Jan 2012 02:08:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.5 All Hail the Unicorns!!! https://indianageeks.com/2012/01/03/all-hail-the-unicorns/ https://indianageeks.com/2012/01/03/all-hail-the-unicorns/#respond Tue, 03 Jan 2012 02:08:00 +0000 https://indianageeks.com/2012/01/03/all-hail-the-unicorns/ Join us Wednesday January 4th at Folkie’s to help us crown the 2011 Folkie’s Crab Racing League Champions, The Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party Racing Team (AHUGP)! Oh yeah, we’ll start the 2012 season with another evening of those fantastic racin’ crustaceans. See you there!!!

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]]> Join us Wednesday January 4th at Folkie’s to help us crown the 2011 Folkie’s Crab Racing League Champions, The Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party Racing Team (AHUGP)! Oh yeah, we’ll start the 2012 season with another evening of those fantastic racin’ crustaceans. See you there!!!

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]]> https://indianageeks.com/2012/01/03/all-hail-the-unicorns/feed/ 0 99 The Unicorn Anthem https://indianageeks.com/2011/12/07/the-unicorn-anthem/ https://indianageeks.com/2011/12/07/the-unicorn-anthem/#respond Wed, 07 Dec 2011 02:14:00 +0000 https://indianageeks.com/2011/12/07/the-unicorn-anthem/ O thus be it e’er when Unicorns shall band Between their loved shells and the race’s damnation Blest with Glitter and Speed may the heaven rescued sand Praise the Rainbows that hath made and preserved playernation Then conquer we must, when our cause it is bust And this be our motto, “In Glitter Unicorns Is… Continue reading The Unicorn Anthem

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]]> O thus be it e’er when Unicorns shall band

Between their loved shells and the race’s damnation
Blest with Glitter and Speed may the heaven rescued sand
Praise the Rainbows that hath made and preserved playernation

Then conquer we must, when our cause it is bust
And this be our motto, “In Glitter Unicorns Is Our Trust”
And the AHUGP banner in triumph shall wave
Now let’s go insane, throw some Glitter, make it rain!

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