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Calling the Crabs (repost)

jay — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 00:39:00 +0000

The geniuses over at Couch Potato Productions have a new video for you. Enjoy!

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Sonny’s Spring Break

jay — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 00:31:00 +0000

Sonny’s back from his annual Spring Break/Recruiting Trip to South Carolina and we’ll be bringing a whole new batch of Crabs to Poe on Friday March 30th. Which poses a great question- do you go with the ranked Crabs, the number 8s, the 57s, or the 75s? Or do you grab one of the newcomers, which always upset the apple cart during the months of April and May? One thing’s for sure, anybody has a chance to pick up some great prizes at the Hi Ho Again tomorrow night. So be there, I know I will!!

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February!!!

jay — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 01:57:00 +0000

Big February for the Racin’ Crustaceans! We start the month with 3 shows- Wednesday in Marion at Folkie’s, then Thursday at Dill Street in Muncie, and finally, on Friday at The Hi Ho Again with our buddies up in Poe! Catch one or catch them all! Get your racing info over at www.crabracing.com. See you there!!

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Trivia Answers

jay — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 02:21:00 +0000

Here are the trivia answers from Wednesday in Marion-

In the shade

Pancho

Scout

The Time Machine

Libya

Good luck and don’t forget to answer in the form of a question!

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Here We Come (again)!!!

jay — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:49:00 +0000

Attention residents of Poe, Hoagland, Yoder, as well as Boston Corner! The true “Sport of Kings” returns to southern Allen County. Sonny and his Incredible Racin’ Crustaceans take up residence, so to speak, at the hottest nightspot this side of the Monroeville Legion. We’ll be racing at the “Hi Ho Again” on Yoder Road (directly across from the Poe Community Volunteer Fire Department) beginning on Friday January 6th.

Beers of the World will be the theme and coincidentally, I believe that beer is one of this establishment’s specialties. Talk about kismet! If we have a decent crowd, we’ll resume our once a month visits. So call your friends, call your neighbors, and even call your friends’ neighbors, because if you come out, we’ll come back!

Your neighborhood has always been one of our favorite stops on the Crab Racing tour and it would be great to get back into the groove with you again. So come see the Ft Wayne area’s finest crustacean based adult entertainment. Pick ’em at 7:30, race ’em at 8:00. See you there!!!

djjj

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Hi Ho, It’s Poe!!!

jay — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 23:43:00 +0000

Got some great news for our Crabaholics in Allen County. The Racin’ Crustaceans return to Poe on January 6th. We’ll be at the “Hi Ho Again” (formerly Muldoon’s, formerly the Hi Ho). Remember- Pick ’em at 7:30, race ’em at 8:00. See you there!!!

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Out with a BANG!!!

jay — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 23:24:00 +0000

September goes out the way it came in! Three big nights of Crab Racing. Wednesday Sonny and his amazing racing crustaceans will be in Marion at Folkie’s, the Wrigley Field of Crab Racing. Thursday we’ll go back to Muncie for those 25 cent longnecks and great beats from DJ KillaCam at Dill Street. And then Friday we do our second September show at the Pizza Pub in Crabsville USA, Hoagland. See one, see them all. Indiana’s finest crustacean based adult entertainment for sure. See you there!!!

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BIG WEEK!!!

jay — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 16:55:00 +0000

HUGE week for the Crabs this week. Train Crab Racing for our 20th Anniversary show at Folkie’s with a special Race 8 prize, both Crab Racing Movies- “The Night The Lights Went Out At Folkie’s” and “All The Marbles”. Another “Thirsty Thursday” at Dill Street. Twenty Five Cent Longnecks and Racin’ Crustaceans. Wow! And Friday we kick off Labor Day Weekend with Train Crab Racing at the Hoagland Pizza Pub! So big, I took the week off from my day job to get ready! See you there!!!

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Latest Results

jay — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 01:47:00 +0000

We’ve gotten the latest results up. You’ll find the Complete Rankings as well as an updated Results Sheet downpage to the right. We’ll bring the Train Crab Racing Board to Muldoon’s in Poe on Friday for our second show there. Here are some trivia answers-

1. Jimmy Crack Corn

2. Spot

3. Spamalot

4. G

5. Johnny Depp

Also, here’s a repost of our fabulous Crab Racer’s Guide To Crab Racing-

So there you have it. Pick ’em at 7:30, race ’em at 8:00. We’ll see you there!

–djjj

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Space Crab Racing- Muldoon’s 11/12

jay — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 01:36:00 +0000

Hoy Hoy!

Greetings from Finca con Dos Gatos! Here’s the wrap up on our first of hopefully many visits to Muldoon’s in the mighty metropolis of Poe Indiana.

The first matter of business is to clear up a mistake concerning tonite’s theme. Sonny and I were relatively sure that this was the first time we’d raced the Space Board in the Poe/Hoagland area, but it appears that we did bring this board to the Three Kings on June 6th 2008 (Sally got 3rd that night). Our apologies for the oversight.

A chilly night on the east end of Yoder Road tonite. Muldoon’s greets you from the right hand side of the road as you enter Poe and sits directly across the street from the Poe Volunteer Fire Department, home of the legendary Poe Volunteer Fire Department Peanut Brittle (it only comes around once a year, so pay attention!).

A nice crowd this evening, building to a fairly full house by the end of the night. Mainly Crab Racing Virgins when we arrived, we were soon joined by Sally, Rosetta, Dawn, Mallory, and several Three Kings regulars. Not only was it nice to have some Racers in this new venue who knew the shtick. As you’ll see by the results, they showed how important it is to check The CrabLine for up-to-date results and rankings. We were also joined by an old Jaycee friend, Gary Selking. It’s been almost twenty years since I’d seen Gary and I was quite surprised when he strolled in. Our lovely host tonite is Cheryl, Lisa is behind the bar, and Mel is on the floor serving us all! Now that we’re all caught up, let’s get on to reason we’re all here tonite, Space Crab Racing!!!

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Answers:
1) Buzz Aldrin
2) Orion
3) Pluto
4) Black Hole
5) Sputnik

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Eleanor

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #99 Johnson- Don

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #39 Pedro- Shannon
3) Winner- #55 Oops, I Sharted- Rosetta
4) Winner- #10 Henry- Deb
5) Winner- #69 Miranda- Jason
6) Winner- #42 Barney- Dawn
7) Winner- #63 Deidra- Gary
8) Winner- #60 Harley- Boog

Halftime:
Some of this.

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #64 Happy Camper- Kenny

Halftime Entries:
More than two

10) Winner- #41 I’m Going To Have To Num That. Num Num Num NUm Num- American Association of Amateur Gynecologists (AAAG)
11) Winner- #77 It Means You Get Ate More- Jerry

The Wave

12) Winner- #75 Whomp Ass- Hoss

13) Winner- SC Super Lupe- Tim
14) Winner- #33 You’re Going To Feel A Little Prick- AAAG
15) Winner- #48 Jimmy- Greg
16) Winner- #84 Speedy Gonzales- Sally

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #69 Miranda- Jason
2) Winner- #42 Barney- Dawn
3) Winner- #55 Oops, I Sharted- Rosetta
4) Winner- #84 Speedy Gonzales- Sally

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #42 Barney- Dawn
Third Place- $10 in Muldoon’s Moolah (The next best thing to free)- #69 Miranda- Jason
Second Place- $15 in Muldoon’s Moolah (ditto)- #84 Speedy Gonzales- Sally
First Place- $25 in Muldoon’s Moolah (ditto)- #55 Oops, I Sharted- Rosetta

Time:
Minus Three

So there it is. Our inaugural run at the very friendly Muldoon’s. Crab Racing vets take 3 of the top four places, with the #1 Crab in the world leading the pack.

Sonny and his Sensational Crustaceans return to Poe with Train Crab racing on Friday December 10th. Make sure you tell your friend and unitil then, he’s Sonny Starr!

Ciao for nao
j

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