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Calling the Crabs (repost)

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 00:39:00 +0000

The geniuses over at Couch Potato Productions have a new video for you. Enjoy!

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Sonny’s Spring Break

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 00:31:00 +0000

Sonny’s back from his annual Spring Break/Recruiting Trip to South Carolina and we’ll be bringing a whole new batch of Crabs to Poe on Friday March 30th. Which poses a great question- do you go with the ranked Crabs, the number 8s, the 57s, or the 75s? Or do you grab one of the newcomers, which always upset the apple cart during the months of April and May? One thing’s for sure, anybody has a chance to pick up some great prizes at the Hi Ho Again tomorrow night. So be there, I know I will!!

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February!!!

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 01:57:00 +0000

Big February for the Racin’ Crustaceans! We start the month with 3 shows- Wednesday in Marion at Folkie’s, then Thursday at Dill Street in Muncie, and finally, on Friday at The Hi Ho Again with our buddies up in Poe! Catch one or catch them all! Get your racing info over at www.crabracing.com. See you there!!

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Trivia Answers

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 02:21:00 +0000

Here are the trivia answers from Wednesday in Marion-

In the shade

Pancho

Scout

The Time Machine

Libya

Good luck and don’t forget to answer in the form of a question!

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Here We Come (again)!!!

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:49:00 +0000

Attention residents of Poe, Hoagland, Yoder, as well as Boston Corner! The true “Sport of Kings” returns to southern Allen County. Sonny and his Incredible Racin’ Crustaceans take up residence, so to speak, at the hottest nightspot this side of the Monroeville Legion. We’ll be racing at the “Hi Ho Again” on Yoder Road (directly across from the Poe Community Volunteer Fire Department) beginning on Friday January 6th.

Beers of the World will be the theme and coincidentally, I believe that beer is one of this establishment’s specialties. Talk about kismet! If we have a decent crowd, we’ll resume our once a month visits. So call your friends, call your neighbors, and even call your friends’ neighbors, because if you come out, we’ll come back!

Your neighborhood has always been one of our favorite stops on the Crab Racing tour and it would be great to get back into the groove with you again. So come see the Ft Wayne area’s finest crustacean based adult entertainment. Pick ’em at 7:30, race ’em at 8:00. See you there!!!

djjj

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Hi Ho, It’s Poe!!!

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 23:43:00 +0000

Got some great news for our Crabaholics in Allen County. The Racin’ Crustaceans return to Poe on January 6th. We’ll be at the “Hi Ho Again” (formerly Muldoon’s, formerly the Hi Ho). Remember- Pick ’em at 7:30, race ’em at 8:00. See you there!!!

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Train Crab Racing- Muldoon’s 3/4

Sat, 05 Mar 2011 03:14:00 +0000

Train Crab Racing-

PreRace:

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Answers:
1) San Francisco
2) Mycroft
3) Mexico City
4) Curling
5) Milk

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Jamie

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #74 Harry Baals- Kenny

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #46 Hoss- Stacy
3) Winner- #63 Clarence- Herb
4) Winner- #15 Dave Booq- Jerry
5) Winner- #65 Spidey- Doug
6) Winner- SC Super Crab- Josh
7) Winner- #21 Moo- Ryan
8) Winner- #9 Hi. My Name Is Sonny And I’m Buying The House A Round- Rosetta

Halftime:
Some of this.

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #75 Super G- Jack

Halftime Entries:
Nope

10) Winner- #17 Spunky- Sheila
11) Winner- #1 Big Beef- Heather

The Wave

12) Winner- #95 Disco Harry- Sally
13) Winner- #2 Pussy Control- Sally
14) Winner- #97 Big Loser- Dan
15) Winner- #91 Crusty- Julie
16) Winner- #78 Dog Man- Jack

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #74 Harry Baals- Kenny
2) Winner- #46 Hoss- Stacy
3) Winner- #63 Clarence- Herb
4) Winner- #95 Disco Harry- Sally

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #63 Clarence- Herb
Third Place- $10 Worth of Muldoon’s Moolah (The Next Best Thing To Free)- #46 Hoss- Stacy
Second Place- $15 Worth of Muldoon’s Moolah (“Ditto”)- #74 Harry Baals- Kenny
First Place- $25 Worth of Muldoon’s Moolah (“Ditto”)- #95 Disco Harry- Sally

Time:
Plus Two

djjj

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Crab Racing USA- Muldoon’s 1/7

Mon, 17 Jan 2011 03:33:00 +0000

Hoy Hoy!!
Greeting from Finca con dos Gatos!! Had a few minutes on a Sunday evening , so I figured I’d throw up a whole post for ya!

The weather started decent, but went downhill the farther north I traveled. It was a nice little lake effect snow squall by the time I got to Poe. A light crowd when I arrived, but by sign up time the place was packed. In fact, we had our first Natural Sellout in quite a while at any venue. Good on ya Poe!

Crab Racing USA is the table of choice tonight. Snow outside, block building with plate glass all around, and overhead forced air heat. Looks like it’s going to be a long night. Fortunately the crowd in this part of Allen County is always hot. So let’s see what happens!

Crab Racing USA-

PreRace:

Some of this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this.

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Answers:
1) Cairo
2) Dean Martin
3) New Guinea
4) Walt Disney
5) Ronald Reagan

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Emily

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #95 Motor Mouth- Steve

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- SC Super Red Rocket- Don
3) Winner- #15 Sally- Mary
4) Winner- #00 Dallas- Emily
5) Winner- #4 Columbus- Jeff
6) Winner- #27 Irish- Donnette
7) Winner- #64 Speedy Gonzales- Sally
8) Winner- #56 Booney- Mike

Halftime:
Some of this

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #75 Moose- Another Mike

Halftime Entries:
Nope

10) Winner- #37 Top Flite- Ryan
11) Winner- #87 Megatron- Josh

The Wave

12) Winner- #51 Turbo- Ryan
13) Winner- #3 Locked, Cocked, & Crabby- Benjamin
14) Winner- #55 Hi, My Name Is Sonny And I’m Buying The House A Round- Rosetta
15) Winner- #59 Emily Junior- Liz
16) Winner- #65 T Love- Steve

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #95 Motor Mouth- Steve
2) Winner- SC Super Red Rocket- Don
3) Winner- #64 Speedy Gonzales- Sally
4) Winner- #51 Turbo- Ryan

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- A Hearty Wave And A Well Done- SC Super Red Rocket- Don
Third Place- $10 in Muldoon’s Moolah (the next best thing to free)- #64 Speedy Gonzales- Sally
Second Place- $15 in Muldoon’s Moolah (ditto)- #51 Turbo- Ryan
First Place- $25 in Muldoon’s Moolah (mega dittos)- #95 Motor Mouth- Steve

Time:
Plus Six

So there it is, Steve nabs a Mythical Corvette with the #95 Crab (ranked fifth going in, he moves up to Second) in the first race of twenty-eleven in Poe. Looks like it’s going to be a great year!

The Fastest Crabs in the World© will return to Muldoon’s on Friday February 4th. Pick ’em at 7:30, race ’em at 8:00. Until then, he’s Sonny Starr!

ciao for nao
djjj

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Holiday Superhero Extravaganza!!

Mon, 20 Dec 2010 23:58:00 +0000

It’s Monday night down on the farm and the latest results and rankings are up in time for Wednesday’s Holiday Superhero Extravaganza. See you there!!!

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Latest Results

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 01:47:00 +0000

We’ve gotten the latest results up. You’ll find the Complete Rankings as well as an updated Results Sheet downpage to the right. We’ll bring the Train Crab Racing Board to Muldoon’s in Poe on Friday for our second show there. Here are some trivia answers-

1. Jimmy Crack Corn

2. Spot

3. Spamalot

4. G

5. Johnny Depp

Also, here’s a repost of our fabulous Crab Racer’s Guide To Crab Racing-

So there you have it. Pick ’em at 7:30, race ’em at 8:00. We’ll see you there!

–djjj

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