Oops Archives - CrabLine https://indianageeks.com/category/oops/ Crab Racing News! Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:49:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.5 Here We Come (again)!!! https://indianageeks.com/2012/01/06/here-we-come-again/ https://indianageeks.com/2012/01/06/here-we-come-again/#respond Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:49:00 +0000 https://indianageeks.com/2012/01/06/here-we-come-again/ Attention residents of Poe, Hoagland, Yoder, as well as Boston Corner! The true “Sport of Kings” returns to southern Allen County. Sonny and his Incredible Racin’ Crustaceans take up residence, so to speak, at the hottest nightspot this side of the Monroeville Legion. We’ll be racing at the “Hi Ho Again” on Yoder Road (directly… Continue reading Here We Come (again)!!!

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]]> Attention residents of Poe, Hoagland, Yoder, as well as Boston Corner! The true “Sport of Kings” returns to southern Allen County. Sonny and his Incredible Racin’ Crustaceans take up residence, so to speak, at the hottest nightspot this side of the Monroeville Legion. We’ll be racing at the “Hi Ho Again” on Yoder Road (directly across from the Poe Community Volunteer Fire Department) beginning on Friday January 6th.


Beers of the World will be the theme and coincidentally, I believe that beer is one of this establishment’s specialties. Talk about kismet! If we have a decent crowd, we’ll resume our once a month visits. So call your friends, call your neighbors, and even call your friends’ neighbors, because if you come out, we’ll come back!

Your neighborhood has always been one of our favorite stops on the Crab Racing tour and it would be great to get back into the groove with you again. So come see the Ft Wayne area’s finest crustacean based adult entertainment. Pick ’em at 7:30, race ’em at 8:00. See you there!!!

djjj

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]]> https://indianageeks.com/2012/01/06/here-we-come-again/feed/ 0 98 Hi Ho, It’s Poe!!! https://indianageeks.com/2011/12/19/hi-ho-its-poe/ https://indianageeks.com/2011/12/19/hi-ho-its-poe/#respond Mon, 19 Dec 2011 23:43:00 +0000 https://indianageeks.com/2011/12/19/hi-ho-its-poe/ Got some great news for our Crabaholics in Allen County. The Racin’ Crustaceans return to Poe on January 6th. We’ll be at the “Hi Ho Again” (formerly Muldoon’s, formerly the Hi Ho). Remember- Pick ’em at 7:30, race ’em at 8:00. See you there!!!

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]]> Got some great news for our Crabaholics in Allen County. The Racin’ Crustaceans return to Poe on January 6th. We’ll be at the “Hi Ho Again” (formerly Muldoon’s, formerly the Hi Ho). Remember- Pick ’em at 7:30, race ’em at 8:00. See you there!!!

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]]> https://indianageeks.com/2011/12/19/hi-ho-its-poe/feed/ 0 100 DOWN TO THE WIRE!!! https://indianageeks.com/2011/12/06/down-to-the-wire/ https://indianageeks.com/2011/12/06/down-to-the-wire/#respond Tue, 06 Dec 2011 00:58:00 +0000 https://indianageeks.com/2011/12/06/down-to-the-wire/ The Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party strengthened their hold on 1st Place with a 1-2 finish on Thanksgiving Eve. They’ve got a 21 point lead on the 2nd Place Crustacean Sensations with 26 points available in the final 2 weeks of racing. The best hope for the Sensations is to show up this Wednesday early… Continue reading DOWN TO THE WIRE!!!

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]]> The Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party strengthened their hold on 1st Place with a 1-2 finish on Thanksgiving Eve. They’ve got a 21 point lead on the 2nd Place Crustacean Sensations with 26 points available in the final 2 weeks of racing. The best hope for the Sensations is to show up this Wednesday early with 6-8 players and hope for a Unicorn shutout. Not impossible, but it’s going to be tough. We may all be singing the Unicorn anthem before the night is out! See you there!!

–Crab Wonk

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]]> https://indianageeks.com/2011/12/06/down-to-the-wire/feed/ 0 103 Lotsa Crabs This Week!! https://indianageeks.com/2011/09/13/lotsa-crabs-this-week/ https://indianageeks.com/2011/09/13/lotsa-crabs-this-week/#respond Tue, 13 Sep 2011 00:46:00 +0000 https://indianageeks.com/2011/09/13/lotsa-crabs-this-week/ Another big week for the Racin’ Crustaceans again. We start out at Folkie’s in Marion on Wednesday. Next, it’s back to Muncie and Dill Street’s Fabulous Thirsty Thursday with Crab Racing, twenty-five cent longnecks, and DJ KillaCam rockin’ you down to your soul. Finally, we end up in the heart of Michiana at Barney’s in… Continue reading Lotsa Crabs This Week!!

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]]> Another big week for the Racin’ Crustaceans again. We start out at Folkie’s in Marion on Wednesday. Next, it’s back to Muncie and Dill Street’s Fabulous Thirsty Thursday with Crab Racing, twenty-five cent longnecks, and DJ KillaCam rockin’ you down to your soul. Finally, we end up in the heart of Michiana at Barney’s in Elkhart for what is always an incredible time. Anybody that does all three (The Trifecta) gets a free drink on Friday. See you there!!!

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]]> https://indianageeks.com/2011/09/13/lotsa-crabs-this-week/feed/ 0 107 BIG WEEK!!! https://indianageeks.com/2011/08/29/big-week/ https://indianageeks.com/2011/08/29/big-week/#respond Mon, 29 Aug 2011 16:55:00 +0000 https://indianageeks.com/2011/08/29/big-week/ HUGE week for the Crabs this week. Train Crab Racing for our 20th Anniversary show at Folkie’s with a special Race 8 prize, both Crab Racing Movies- “The Night The Lights Went Out At Folkie’s” and “All The Marbles”. Another “Thirsty Thursday” at Dill Street. Twenty Five Cent Longnecks and Racin’ Crustaceans. Wow! And Friday… Continue reading BIG WEEK!!!

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]]> HUGE week for the Crabs this week. Train Crab Racing for our 20th Anniversary show at Folkie’s with a special Race 8 prize, both Crab Racing Movies- “The Night The Lights Went Out At Folkie’s” and “All The Marbles”. Another “Thirsty Thursday” at Dill Street. Twenty Five Cent Longnecks and Racin’ Crustaceans. Wow! And Friday we kick off Labor Day Weekend with Train Crab Racing at the Hoagland Pizza Pub! So big, I took the week off from my day job to get ready! See you there!!!

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]]> https://indianageeks.com/2011/08/29/big-week/feed/ 0 109 Big Week! https://indianageeks.com/2011/08/16/big-week-2/ https://indianageeks.com/2011/08/16/big-week-2/#respond Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:59:00 +0000 https://indianageeks.com/2011/08/16/big-week-2/ Big week for the Racin’ Crustaceans this week! Wednesday Night at Folkie’s, the Wrigley Field of Crab Racing and then Thursday it’s back to school at Dill Street in Muncie for the start of the 2011-2012 season. Man I can’t wait! See you there!!!

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]]> Big week for the Racin’ Crustaceans this week! Wednesday Night at Folkie’s, the Wrigley Field of Crab Racing and then Thursday it’s back to school at Dill Street in Muncie for the start of the 2011-2012 season. Man I can’t wait! See you there!!!

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]]> https://indianageeks.com/2011/08/16/big-week-2/feed/ 0 112 On The Road Again!!! https://indianageeks.com/2011/08/05/on-the-road-again/ https://indianageeks.com/2011/08/05/on-the-road-again/#respond Fri, 05 Aug 2011 02:52:00 +0000 https://indianageeks.com/2011/08/05/on-the-road-again/ The Crabs ran in Marion last night to an enthusiastic summer crowd. A great time was had by all. Thanx to Wayne and his buddies from Missouri for joining us. Hoagland is next. We’ll be racing at the Pizza Pub on Friday August 5th. Come watch #10 go for his 30th semifinal in a row… Continue reading On The Road Again!!!

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]]> The Crabs ran in Marion last night to an enthusiastic summer crowd. A great time was had by all. Thanx to Wayne and his buddies from Missouri for joining us. Hoagland is next. We’ll be racing at the Pizza Pub on Friday August 5th. Come watch #10 go for his 30th semifinal in a row and join what is always one of the wildest crowds in Crab Racing. And only 3 weeks until we return to Dill Street and the crazy Ball State crowd. Attend one or attend them all and help us wrap up a great summer of crustacean fun!!

-djjj

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]]> https://indianageeks.com/2011/08/05/on-the-road-again/feed/ 0 113 Dill Street/ Twitter https://indianageeks.com/2011/04/14/dill-street-twitter/ https://indianageeks.com/2011/04/14/dill-street-twitter/#respond Thu, 14 Apr 2011 16:46:00 +0000 https://indianageeks.com/2011/04/14/dill-street-twitter/ Headed to Dill Street tonite. Another great evening in store. Also, you can get the inside scoop on Crab Racing straight from the horse’s mouth, as it were. The Fastest Crab in the World is on Twitter and gives you the poop straight from the Paddock. Just follow @fastcrab and you’ll be sure to have… Continue reading Dill Street/ Twitter

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]]> Headed to Dill Street tonite. Another great evening in store. Also, you can get the inside scoop on Crab Racing straight from the horse’s mouth, as it were. The Fastest Crab in the World is on Twitter and gives you the poop straight from the Paddock. Just follow @fastcrab and you’ll be sure to have the latest from the greatest. See you tonite!!

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]]> https://indianageeks.com/2011/04/14/dill-street-twitter/feed/ 0 115 Train Crab Racing- Dill Street 3/3 https://indianageeks.com/2011/03/04/train-crab-racing-dill-street-3-3/ https://indianageeks.com/2011/03/04/train-crab-racing-dill-street-3-3/#respond Fri, 04 Mar 2011 01:25:00 +0000 https://indianageeks.com/2011/03/04/train-crab-racing-dill-street-3-3/ Train Crab Racing- PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide By Trivia Answers:1) Milk2) John Philip Sousa3) Mexico City4) San Francisco5) Curling National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #15 Scissor Me Timber- Trent Starting Lineup 2) Winner- #63 Marshell- Kelsey3) Winner- #65 Kosy Ben(?)- Emily4) Winner- #74… Continue reading Train Crab Racing- Dill Street 3/3

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]]> Train Crab Racing-

PreRace:

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Answers:
1) Milk
2) John Philip Sousa
3) Mexico City
4) San Francisco
5) Curling

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder-

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #15 Scissor Me Timber- Trent

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #63 Marshell- Kelsey
3) Winner- #65 Kosy Ben(?)- Emily
4) Winner- #74 Crabs Are Here- Cameron
5) Winner- #46 Ese Senior- Brad
6) Winner- #51 Pussy Fart- Hannah
7) Winner- #40 Blue Ball Scratch- Nathan
8) Winner- SC Super Crab- Cameron

Halftime:
Some of this.

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #69 Martha- Kaelynn

Halftime Entries:
A Few

10) Winner- #9 Rick James- Ian
11) Winner- #95 Ben Doo Dickface- Jeff

The Wave

12) Winner- #34 Barbara Streisand- Nate
13) Winner- #37 Sir Mix A Lot- Flo
14) Winner- #45 Sexy Little Thing- Sam
15) Winner- #7 Panama- Ben
16) Winner- #41 Blumkin- Zach

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #46 Ese Senior- Brad
2) Winner- #9 Rick James- Ian
3) Winner- #95 Ben Doo Dickface- Jeff
4) Winner- #74 Crabs Are Here- Cameron

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done and A Top Quality Tee Shirt- #46 Ese Senior- Brad
Third Place- A Top Quality Tee Shirt And $12 Worth Of Dill Street Dough (“The next best thing to free”)- #74 Crabs Are Here- Cameron
Second Place- A Top Quality Tee Shirt And $18 Worth of Dill Street Dough (“Ditto”) – #95 Ben Doo Dickface- Jeff
First Place- A Top Quality Tee Shirt And $27 Worth of Dill Street Dough (“Ditto”)- #9 Rick James- Ian

Time:
Plus A Bazillion (and worth it)

djjj

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]]> https://indianageeks.com/2011/03/04/train-crab-racing-dill-street-3-3/feed/ 0 118 Big Week!!! https://indianageeks.com/2011/02/07/big-week-3/ https://indianageeks.com/2011/02/07/big-week-3/#respond Mon, 07 Feb 2011 12:06:00 +0000 https://indianageeks.com/2011/02/07/big-week-3/ Hey Kids! An enormous week for the Crabs coming up- Wednesday– We return to Folkie’s for our show that was postponed due to Snowpocolypse 2011. Fast Crabs and lots of fun guaranteed! Thursday– We take Crab Racing to a whole new level with our inaugural show at Dill Street Bar & Grille in The Village… Continue reading Big Week!!!

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]]> Hey Kids! An enormous week for the Crabs coming up-

Wednesday– We return to Folkie’s for our show that was postponed due to Snowpocolypse 2011. Fast Crabs and lots of fun guaranteed!

Thursday– We take Crab Racing to a whole new level with our inaugural show at Dill Street Bar & Grille in The Village in Muncie. We invite all of our regulars to come on down and show them how it’s done. Please take note that we’ll be starting at 9:30 PM because the kids like to stay up late!!!

Friday– The Crabs haul it in to Elkhart for their regular biweekly show at Barney’s. Join us for Michiana’s favorite Crustacean Based Adult Entertainment.

See you there!!!!

djjj

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