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Calling the Crabs (repost)

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 00:39:00 +0000

The geniuses over at Couch Potato Productions have a new video for you. Enjoy!

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February!!!

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 01:57:00 +0000

Big February for the Racin’ Crustaceans! We start the month with 3 shows- Wednesday in Marion at Folkie’s, then Thursday at Dill Street in Muncie, and finally, on Friday at The Hi Ho Again with our buddies up in Poe! Catch one or catch them all! Get your racing info over at www.crabracing.com. See you there!!

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Here We Come (again)!!!

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:49:00 +0000

Attention residents of Poe, Hoagland, Yoder, as well as Boston Corner! The true “Sport of Kings” returns to southern Allen County. Sonny and his Incredible Racin’ Crustaceans take up residence, so to speak, at the hottest nightspot this side of the Monroeville Legion. We’ll be racing at the “Hi Ho Again” on Yoder Road (directly across from the Poe Community Volunteer Fire Department) beginning on Friday January 6th.

Beers of the World will be the theme and coincidentally, I believe that beer is one of this establishment’s specialties. Talk about kismet! If we have a decent crowd, we’ll resume our once a month visits. So call your friends, call your neighbors, and even call your friends’ neighbors, because if you come out, we’ll come back!

Your neighborhood has always been one of our favorite stops on the Crab Racing tour and it would be great to get back into the groove with you again. So come see the Ft Wayne area’s finest crustacean based adult entertainment. Pick ’em at 7:30, race ’em at 8:00. See you there!!!

djjj

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Hi Ho, It’s Poe!!!

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 23:43:00 +0000

Got some great news for our Crabaholics in Allen County. The Racin’ Crustaceans return to Poe on January 6th. We’ll be at the “Hi Ho Again” (formerly Muldoon’s, formerly the Hi Ho). Remember- Pick ’em at 7:30, race ’em at 8:00. See you there!!!

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A Crab Racer’s Guide To Crab Racing! (repost)

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 00:53:00 +0000

The geniuses over at Couch Potato Productions have a new video for you. Enjoy!

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Train Crab Racing- Muldoon’s 3/4

Sat, 05 Mar 2011 03:14:00 +0000

Train Crab Racing-

PreRace:

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Answers:
1) San Francisco
2) Mycroft
3) Mexico City
4) Curling
5) Milk

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Jamie

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #74 Harry Baals- Kenny

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #46 Hoss- Stacy
3) Winner- #63 Clarence- Herb
4) Winner- #15 Dave Booq- Jerry
5) Winner- #65 Spidey- Doug
6) Winner- SC Super Crab- Josh
7) Winner- #21 Moo- Ryan
8) Winner- #9 Hi. My Name Is Sonny And I’m Buying The House A Round- Rosetta

Halftime:
Some of this.

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #75 Super G- Jack

Halftime Entries:
Nope

10) Winner- #17 Spunky- Sheila
11) Winner- #1 Big Beef- Heather

The Wave

12) Winner- #95 Disco Harry- Sally
13) Winner- #2 Pussy Control- Sally
14) Winner- #97 Big Loser- Dan
15) Winner- #91 Crusty- Julie
16) Winner- #78 Dog Man- Jack

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #74 Harry Baals- Kenny
2) Winner- #46 Hoss- Stacy
3) Winner- #63 Clarence- Herb
4) Winner- #95 Disco Harry- Sally

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #63 Clarence- Herb
Third Place- $10 Worth of Muldoon’s Moolah (The Next Best Thing To Free)- #46 Hoss- Stacy
Second Place- $15 Worth of Muldoon’s Moolah (“Ditto”)- #74 Harry Baals- Kenny
First Place- $25 Worth of Muldoon’s Moolah (“Ditto”)- #95 Disco Harry- Sally

Time:
Plus Two

djjj

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Crab Racing USA- Muldoon’s 1/7

Mon, 17 Jan 2011 03:33:00 +0000

Hoy Hoy!!
Greeting from Finca con dos Gatos!! Had a few minutes on a Sunday evening , so I figured I’d throw up a whole post for ya!

The weather started decent, but went downhill the farther north I traveled. It was a nice little lake effect snow squall by the time I got to Poe. A light crowd when I arrived, but by sign up time the place was packed. In fact, we had our first Natural Sellout in quite a while at any venue. Good on ya Poe!

Crab Racing USA is the table of choice tonight. Snow outside, block building with plate glass all around, and overhead forced air heat. Looks like it’s going to be a long night. Fortunately the crowd in this part of Allen County is always hot. So let’s see what happens!

Crab Racing USA-

PreRace:

Some of this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this.

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Answers:
1) Cairo
2) Dean Martin
3) New Guinea
4) Walt Disney
5) Ronald Reagan

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Emily

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #95 Motor Mouth- Steve

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- SC Super Red Rocket- Don
3) Winner- #15 Sally- Mary
4) Winner- #00 Dallas- Emily
5) Winner- #4 Columbus- Jeff
6) Winner- #27 Irish- Donnette
7) Winner- #64 Speedy Gonzales- Sally
8) Winner- #56 Booney- Mike

Halftime:
Some of this

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #75 Moose- Another Mike

Halftime Entries:
Nope

10) Winner- #37 Top Flite- Ryan
11) Winner- #87 Megatron- Josh

The Wave

12) Winner- #51 Turbo- Ryan
13) Winner- #3 Locked, Cocked, & Crabby- Benjamin
14) Winner- #55 Hi, My Name Is Sonny And I’m Buying The House A Round- Rosetta
15) Winner- #59 Emily Junior- Liz
16) Winner- #65 T Love- Steve

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #95 Motor Mouth- Steve
2) Winner- SC Super Red Rocket- Don
3) Winner- #64 Speedy Gonzales- Sally
4) Winner- #51 Turbo- Ryan

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- A Hearty Wave And A Well Done- SC Super Red Rocket- Don
Third Place- $10 in Muldoon’s Moolah (the next best thing to free)- #64 Speedy Gonzales- Sally
Second Place- $15 in Muldoon’s Moolah (ditto)- #51 Turbo- Ryan
First Place- $25 in Muldoon’s Moolah (mega dittos)- #95 Motor Mouth- Steve

Time:
Plus Six

So there it is, Steve nabs a Mythical Corvette with the #95 Crab (ranked fifth going in, he moves up to Second) in the first race of twenty-eleven in Poe. Looks like it’s going to be a great year!

The Fastest Crabs in the World© will return to Muldoon’s on Friday February 4th. Pick ’em at 7:30, race ’em at 8:00. Until then, he’s Sonny Starr!

ciao for nao
djjj

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Latest Results

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 01:47:00 +0000

We’ve gotten the latest results up. You’ll find the Complete Rankings as well as an updated Results Sheet downpage to the right. We’ll bring the Train Crab Racing Board to Muldoon’s in Poe on Friday for our second show there. Here are some trivia answers-

1. Jimmy Crack Corn

2. Spot

3. Spamalot

4. G

5. Johnny Depp

Also, here’s a repost of our fabulous Crab Racer’s Guide To Crab Racing-

So there you have it. Pick ’em at 7:30, race ’em at 8:00. We’ll see you there!

–djjj

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Space Crab Racing- Muldoon’s 11/12

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 01:36:00 +0000

Hoy Hoy!

Greetings from Finca con Dos Gatos! Here’s the wrap up on our first of hopefully many visits to Muldoon’s in the mighty metropolis of Poe Indiana.

The first matter of business is to clear up a mistake concerning tonite’s theme. Sonny and I were relatively sure that this was the first time we’d raced the Space Board in the Poe/Hoagland area, but it appears that we did bring this board to the Three Kings on June 6th 2008 (Sally got 3rd that night). Our apologies for the oversight.

A chilly night on the east end of Yoder Road tonite. Muldoon’s greets you from the right hand side of the road as you enter Poe and sits directly across the street from the Poe Volunteer Fire Department, home of the legendary Poe Volunteer Fire Department Peanut Brittle (it only comes around once a year, so pay attention!).

A nice crowd this evening, building to a fairly full house by the end of the night. Mainly Crab Racing Virgins when we arrived, we were soon joined by Sally, Rosetta, Dawn, Mallory, and several Three Kings regulars. Not only was it nice to have some Racers in this new venue who knew the shtick. As you’ll see by the results, they showed how important it is to check The CrabLine for up-to-date results and rankings. We were also joined by an old Jaycee friend, Gary Selking. It’s been almost twenty years since I’d seen Gary and I was quite surprised when he strolled in. Our lovely host tonite is Cheryl, Lisa is behind the bar, and Mel is on the floor serving us all! Now that we’re all caught up, let’s get on to reason we’re all here tonite, Space Crab Racing!!!

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Answers:
1) Buzz Aldrin
2) Orion
3) Pluto
4) Black Hole
5) Sputnik

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Eleanor

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #99 Johnson- Don

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #39 Pedro- Shannon
3) Winner- #55 Oops, I Sharted- Rosetta
4) Winner- #10 Henry- Deb
5) Winner- #69 Miranda- Jason
6) Winner- #42 Barney- Dawn
7) Winner- #63 Deidra- Gary
8) Winner- #60 Harley- Boog

Halftime:
Some of this.

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #64 Happy Camper- Kenny

Halftime Entries:
More than two

10) Winner- #41 I’m Going To Have To Num That. Num Num Num NUm Num- American Association of Amateur Gynecologists (AAAG)
11) Winner- #77 It Means You Get Ate More- Jerry

The Wave

12) Winner- #75 Whomp Ass- Hoss

13) Winner- SC Super Lupe- Tim
14) Winner- #33 You’re Going To Feel A Little Prick- AAAG
15) Winner- #48 Jimmy- Greg
16) Winner- #84 Speedy Gonzales- Sally

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #69 Miranda- Jason
2) Winner- #42 Barney- Dawn
3) Winner- #55 Oops, I Sharted- Rosetta
4) Winner- #84 Speedy Gonzales- Sally

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #42 Barney- Dawn
Third Place- $10 in Muldoon’s Moolah (The next best thing to free)- #69 Miranda- Jason
Second Place- $15 in Muldoon’s Moolah (ditto)- #84 Speedy Gonzales- Sally
First Place- $25 in Muldoon’s Moolah (ditto)- #55 Oops, I Sharted- Rosetta

Time:
Minus Three

So there it is. Our inaugural run at the very friendly Muldoon’s. Crab Racing vets take 3 of the top four places, with the #1 Crab in the world leading the pack.

Sonny and his Sensational Crustaceans return to Poe with Train Crab racing on Friday December 10th. Make sure you tell your friend and unitil then, he’s Sonny Starr!

Ciao for nao
j

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First Show in Poe

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 03:03:00 +0000

A very good time at Muldoon’s in Poe last evening. Many thanx to Sally, Dawn, Rosetta, Mallory, and the rest of the Three Kings Krewe for coming over and showing them how it’s done (with both the schtick as well as picking Crabs). We’ll be returning to Poe with Train Crab Racing on Friday December… Continue reading

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