Category: Hoagland

Beers Of The World- Three Kings 4/30 (short version)

Here’s the condensed version of Friday night’s Hoagburgh races. More to come soon!1st Place- #84 Wilma Fingerdeux- Rosetta2nd Place- #3 Just A Hangin’- Lori3rd Place- #33 Shit Or Get Off The Pot- Shits And Giggles Racing Team4th Place- #72 What Happens In The Aquarium Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing

Brickyard Crab Racing- Three Kings 2/6

Brickyard Crab Racing Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia Answers:1) Queen Elizabeth The First2) Africa3) Amen4) Joe Louis5) Pekinese National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Shauntay They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #84 I’m Going To Have To Num That. Num Num Num Num Num- Pleasant Valley Pheasant Pluckers (PPPP) Starting Lineup2)… Continue reading Brickyard Crab Racing- Three Kings 2/6

Superhero Crab Racing- Three Kings 12/4

Superhero Crab Racing-PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByJeopardy Trivia:1) Hudson2) Arizona3) Nevada4) Gulf Of California5) Sancho Panza National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Kelli They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #31 Well Hung- Michelle Starting Lineup2) Winner- #17 They Say U R What U Eat And Brett Favre Is A Dick-… Continue reading Superhero Crab Racing- Three Kings 12/4

Beers Of The World- Three Kings 11/7

Here are the basics. More to come later. Beers Of The World Crab RacingPreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia Answers:1) Dodge City2) Midnight Cowboy3) Pan4) Palm Tree5) Dragnet National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Meghan They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #17 Stinky- Rosetta Starting Lineup2) Winner- Super Crab- Go IU,… Continue reading Beers Of The World- Three Kings 11/7

Crab Fever at the Three Kings!!!

Hey Gang-Sonny and his Amazing Racing Crabs return to Hoagland tomorrow night for Beers Of The World Crab Racing. We’ll be celebrating our Second Anniversary at the Three Kings, and will have a special Second Anniversary Edition of the Classic Crab Racing action flick- “The Night The Light’s Went Out At Folkie’s” for the winner… Continue reading Crab Fever at the Three Kings!!!

Football Crab Racing- Three Kings 9/11

Chimichanga Cheeseyburrito!Greetings from Casa dos Gatos. I’m guessing you’re getting set to head for the gig in Massachusetts, so here’s a recap of last Friday night in Hoagburg. Man this summer has been some of the most beautiful weather I think I’ve ever seen. Not great for selling air conditioning, but very pleasant indeed and… Continue reading Football Crab Racing- Three Kings 9/11