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Another Wednesday Night, another hotel room. This week I’m stuck in the Marriott-Midway in beautiful Chicago. Luckily, I was able to avoid any sort of withdrawal by catching Sonny and his Miraculous Racing Crabs in Elkhart over the Memorial Day Weekend. See you soon.j Hoy Hoy! Greetings from Puerto dos Gatos! What goes together better… Continue reading Brickyard Crab Racing (Elkhart Style)

Hey Kids!No report this week. Holed up on the twelfth floor of the Renaissance Waverly in Atlanta for a couple of days. I’m sending up a repost of a classic CrabLine for your entertainment. Enjoy and I’ll see you soon.j (originally posted December 6, 2006) Chimichaunga cheesy burrito- Ideas are dangerous. I’d rather have a… Continue reading Beers Of The World (Willie Style) Redux

Hoy Hoy!Greetings from Casa dos Gatos. The grounds are undergoing their annual spring blitz in preparation for Cinco de Martha. I believe we’re pushing record attendance this year. We’ll be making our annual trek to Marty’s as well. Looooovvve that Madagascar sauce. Unfortunately, Marty’s is on the opposite side of the county in relation to… Continue reading Crabs In Space

Hey Everybody,Just a friendly reminder, Crab Racing Returns to Folk’s tomorrow night. This is a great month for Racing as it is a rare ‘five Wednesday’ month (almost a blue moon month), meaning you get three races in May. Jefe might say we have a “plethora” of Racing this month. Don’t miss any of them!!!… Continue reading Mayday! Mayday!

Chimichaunga Cheesy Burrito! So here it is. The technical, if not climatological start to the summer season. Chainsaw Sisters heads to the Summer Compound and the Gilligans and Bradys and AAAGs return. Hopefully you can make it down a few times this summer to get out the CSR hats and run for the team. Also,… Continue reading Superhero Crab Racing

Just a couple of quick things. First of all, Adam Wire, Sportswriter for the Chronicle-Tribune gave the Crabs a little call out on his blog. Here’s the link. We Hope Adam will join us sometime.Secondly, the next races are on the 21st (Superhero Crab Racing). We will be awarding another copy of “The Night The… Continue reading Quick Hits

Chimichaunga Cheesy Burrito! Apparently there’s something to this television thing. The Channel 8 piece aired a couple of times last week, and I heard it was on again this past Monday. Sonny said that he’d gotten a call from a friend Tuesday to tell him that he’d just seen him in a clip on Cold… Continue reading Baseball Crab Racing

Hoy Hoy!! Greetings from Casa Dos Gatos! And now we find ourselves in the rubble and debris that is left in the wake of Crab Racing. Crappy notes and 7th grade sentence structure once again combine to give us- This week’s CrabLine!!! But first, you’ve got to see this (let it load. I’ll wait…….). I… Continue reading Crab Racing USA

Hey Everybody.No recap from this week. I’m afraid I was out of town on business. Luckily, my good friend and teammate WHITASITA sat in for me. From what I understand, a sterling performance. The man is a natural. Only a few more weeks until he heads back north and Chainsaw Sisters Racing goes into it’s… Continue reading Beers Of The World

Hoy Hoy!! Greetings from Casa Dos Gatos! If I could find a bear right now, I’d kick his ass and make him carry this goddamn canoe.-Nancy K I don’t know if you remember Nancy, but she might weigh a hundred and ten pounds and I’m pretty sure she could have got it done. I believe… Continue reading Space Crab Racing