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Order Of Merit– Fourth Place– #17 Poke It With Your Pinky And See If It Is Stinky- TroyThird Place– #60 Ramble- SarahSecond Place– #0 Go Go- TammyFirst Place– #51 Scooter- Sandy Time-Minus OneNotes– #51 pushes his career mark to 15-0–djjj

Chimichanga Cheesy Burrito Greetings from Casa dos Gatos! Decent day’s work out in the Compound today. Got a big plot turned over and ready for peas and potatoes. Thirteen flats of tomatoes in the greenhouse and seventy or eighty flats of petunias and geraniums on their way. Lots of stuff to do this spring. Very… Continue reading Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 4/16

Order Of Merit-Fourth Place- #0Third Place- #17Second Place- #2First Place- #51 Time-Minus 2 Of Note-#51 began Racing on April the 2nd in Marion. Since then he has run 9 Races and has won every one of them.

The CrabLine welcomes the Billiard Cafe in Fort Wayne to the exciting and fast-paced world of competitive Crab Racing. Racing will commence on Monday April 21st and return every other Monday henceforth. Pick ’em at seven-thirty, race ’em at eight. See you there!!djjj

Chimichanga Cheesy Burrito!Greetings form Casa dos Gatos. Truly a night to remember. Not only is it the Hoagland Premiere of Baseball Crab racing, I was able to browbeat my own Personal Goddess, Mrs. Jxn, into accompanying me on the trip. As incredible as it seems, she hasn’t been to a Crab Race since the very… Continue reading Baseball Crab Racing- Three Kings 4/4

Chimichanga Cheesy Burrito!Greetings form Casa dos Gatos. A beautiful evening for the Racing type Crabs at Folkie’s. A medium to decent crowd. A Lite Goondock Representation (LGR) on the far side of the board, with Tina and Carrie leading a very enthusiastic crew right behind them. The Good Sisters and the Fockers join forces in… Continue reading Baseball Crab Racing- Folkie’s 4/2

Order Of Merit-Fourth Place- #2Third Place- #7Second Place- #52First Place- #85Time-Minus Two

#4, the Fastest Crab In The World, passed away prior to March 22nd’s races in Elkhart. #85, The Second Fastest Crab In The World, was questioned briefly, but then released as authorities have determined foul play was not involved.

Order Of Merit-*Fourth Place- #0Third Place- #52Second Place- #27First Place- #2 Time-Plus Two* #55, the evening’s fastest Crab, was disqualified when its owner left before the Semifinals.

Hoy Hoy!Greetings from Casa dos Gatos. Intimate Crowd tonite. Crab Racing USA is the Table. Fifty States. Bicameral system of representation. Sounds like it ought to work. Serious team affiliations for the Races this evening. Goondock Saints have four on the far side of the Deck. Twisted Fisters show pretty strong on this side. Buddha… Continue reading Crab Racing USA- Folkie’s 3/19