Category: Crab Racing

Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 5/19

Superhero Crab Racing-PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByArmour Potted Meat Trivia:1) Yangtze2) Philadelphia3) Headless Horseman4) The Pope5) Frank Robinson National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Jim They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #84 Digger- Team Aftermath (TA) Starting Lineup2) Winner- #83 Fuqtard- TA3) Winner- #74 Scuba Steve- TA4) Winner- #3 Ride… Continue reading Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 5/19

Beers Of The World- Three Kings 4/30 (short version)

Here’s the condensed version of Friday night’s Hoagburgh races. More to come soon!1st Place- #84 Wilma Fingerdeux- Rosetta2nd Place- #3 Just A Hangin’- Lori3rd Place- #33 Shit Or Get Off The Pot- Shits And Giggles Racing Team4th Place- #72 What Happens In The Aquarium Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing

Blue Moon Show at Hoagland tomorrow night!!

We’ll be doing our second April show tomorrow night at the Three Kings! The rankings and results are current and the latest trivia answers are posted. Check it out and make it a point to get there. Pick ’em at 7:30, Race ’em at 8:00. See you there!!!!

Beer Of The World Crab Racing- Folkie’s 4/21

Beers of the World Crab Racing PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia Answers:1) Basil Rathbone2) George Blanda3) Milhaus4) King Arthur5) Romulus & RemusNational Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Bonnie They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #83 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby… Continue reading Beer Of The World Crab Racing- Folkie’s 4/21

Baseball Crab Racing- Folkie’s 4/7

Baseball Crab Racing- PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia Answers:1) Jerry Mathers2) New York3) Sudan4) Alaska5) Laugh InNational Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Autumn They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #63 Old Strippers Don’t Retire, They Just Get The Crabs- Crabby Old Pharts (COF) Starting Lineup2) Winner- #31 If I Give… Continue reading Baseball Crab Racing- Folkie’s 4/7

Superhero Crab Racing- Three Kings 4/2

Superhero Crab Racing PreRace:Some of this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And there’s always this. Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia Answers:1) Charles Bronson2) Monkey Wrench3) Odd Job4) Dopey5) Waterford National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- TerriThey’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell… Continue reading Superhero Crab Racing- Three Kings 4/2

Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 3/24

Chimichanga Cheesy Burrito-A plethora of Crabs tonite. We raced 58 (a world record), so we added an extra set of four Tough Preliminary Heats. Superhero Crab Racing PreRace:Some of this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And there’s always this. Rules To Live… Continue reading Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 3/24

Beers Of The World- Three Kings 3/5

Beers Of The World Crab Racing PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia Answers:1) Trixie2) Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head3) Orange4) Peter Pan5) 1500 Meters National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Sherry (From Canada) They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #77 You Get Ate More- Rosetta Starting Lineup2) Winner- #55 Milkawhat?-… Continue reading Beers Of The World- Three Kings 3/5

Spring Break

Howdy Kids! Sonny has headed for the coast in search of new Crab Racing talent and Crab Racing’s Executive Board is in Key West for their annual Spring Meetings. We raced in Hoagland on Friday the 5th and I’ll be getting those results up shortly ( I do everything shortly!). There was a glimmer of… Continue reading Spring Break