Category: Crab Racing

From Halfway To St Patricks Day Got some pics posted from the 17th. If you see your picture there, but you weren’t (wink wink), drop me a note and I’ll disappear you. -djjj

Chimichanga Cheesy Burrito!Greetings from Casa Dos Gatos. Hope all is well at the North Place. Hopefully I can get back up there one more time before we close. Maybe just to throw a few, before the weather closes out. We’ll see. Beers Of The World in Hoagland this week. It’s a little fuzzy, but I’m… Continue reading Beers Of The World- Three Kings 9/12

Here at the CrabLine, we use the recent results, a fancy algorithm, some chicken bones, and spit to determine the Five (sometimes six) Fastest Crabs In The World (you’ll have to supply your own chicken bones and spit). Here’s a link to the full page version, I’ll stow it down with the Rankings for you… Continue reading Crab Racing Results

Hoy Hoy!Greetings from Casa Muchos Gatos (if you feed them, they come back!). Hope the Massachusetts gig’s going well. Give me a honk when you get back in town. We’ll have a Red Stripe. Intimate crowd at Folk’s tonite. Just goes to show, as I’ve always said, it’s not the size, it’s the heart. And… Continue reading Football Crab Racing- Folkie’s 9/3

Hoy Hoy!Greetings form Casa dos Gatos.A completely whacky evening in the Friendly Confines. Slow Eaters. Lost Disc Players. No Music. Messed up demographics. If it was going wrong, it picked tonite to do it. The place seemed empty when I got there but ended up being nicely filled with a fine looking crowd. Capital K… Continue reading Crab Racing USA- Folkie’s 8/20

Superhero Crab Racing-PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia Answers:1) Baltimore & Ohio2) California3) Von Richtofen4) Illinois Avenue5) Roger Bannister National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Chris They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ ShellPreliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #45 Cricket- Dudley Starting Lineup2) Winner- #31 I Thought I Had A Case Of The Crabs, But I Only Counted… Continue reading Superhero Crab Racing- Three Kings 8/8

Brickyard Crab Racing Pre-Race Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia Answers:1) Ten2) The Quebec Territories3) Elsa4) Tombstone5) Lake Placid National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Sara They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell PreliminariesFirst Half1) Winner- #97 Rainbow Rump Ranger- Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing (TBS) Starting Lineup2) Winner- #53 Faq Her. No, You Faq… Continue reading Brickyard Crab Racing- Folkie’s 7/23

(view from the dj’s perch) PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia Answers:1) Perry Como2) Cash3) Hippocrates4) Rome5) Ace Of Spades National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Lindsey They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #SC- Hi. My Name Is Super Crab. Bitch- Jake Starting Lineup2) Winner- #22 Herbal Assault- Chainsaw Sisters Racing… Continue reading Beers Of The World- Three Kings 7/11