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Calling the Crabs (repost)

jay — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 00:39:00 +0000

The geniuses over at Couch Potato Productions have a new video for you. Enjoy!

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Sonny’s Spring Break

jay — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 00:31:00 +0000

Sonny’s back from his annual Spring Break/Recruiting Trip to South Carolina and we’ll be bringing a whole new batch of Crabs to Poe on Friday March 30th. Which poses a great question- do you go with the ranked Crabs, the number 8s, the 57s, or the 75s? Or do you grab one of the newcomers, which always upset the apple cart during the months of April and May? One thing’s for sure, anybody has a chance to pick up some great prizes at the Hi Ho Again tomorrow night. So be there, I know I will!!

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February!!!

jay — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 01:57:00 +0000

Big February for the Racin’ Crustaceans! We start the month with 3 shows- Wednesday in Marion at Folkie’s, then Thursday at Dill Street in Muncie, and finally, on Friday at The Hi Ho Again with our buddies up in Poe! Catch one or catch them all! Get your racing info over at www.crabracing.com. See you there!!

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New Team Rankings!

jay — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 02:17:00 +0000

The League Rankings are up! This year we’ll be using the “Colin Powell System” which rewards not only the Top 4 Crabs each night, but also awards points for wins in the Prelims. As you can see, The Crustacean Sensations took advantage of the new system by bringing a big crowd and getting lots of Crabs into the Semis.

We’ve also revised The Draft System. Get to the Races before the Draft (approximately 7:15) and we’ll shuffle all the entries. This means that you don’t have to get to Folkie’s first to get the first pick!

See you on February 1st!

djjj

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Trivia Answers

jay — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 02:21:00 +0000

Here are the trivia answers from Wednesday in Marion-

In the shade

Pancho

Scout

The Time Machine

Libya

Good luck and don’t forget to answer in the form of a question!

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Here We Come (again)!!!

jay — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:49:00 +0000

Attention residents of Poe, Hoagland, Yoder, as well as Boston Corner! The true “Sport of Kings” returns to southern Allen County. Sonny and his Incredible Racin’ Crustaceans take up residence, so to speak, at the hottest nightspot this side of the Monroeville Legion. We’ll be racing at the “Hi Ho Again” on Yoder Road (directly across from the Poe Community Volunteer Fire Department) beginning on Friday January 6th.

Beers of the World will be the theme and coincidentally, I believe that beer is one of this establishment’s specialties. Talk about kismet! If we have a decent crowd, we’ll resume our once a month visits. So call your friends, call your neighbors, and even call your friends’ neighbors, because if you come out, we’ll come back!

Your neighborhood has always been one of our favorite stops on the Crab Racing tour and it would be great to get back into the groove with you again. So come see the Ft Wayne area’s finest crustacean based adult entertainment. Pick ’em at 7:30, race ’em at 8:00. See you there!!!

djjj

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All Hail the Unicorns!!!

jay — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 02:08:00 +0000

Join us Wednesday January 4th at Folkie’s to help us crown the 2011 Folkie’s Crab Racing League Champions, The Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party Racing Team (AHUGP)! Oh yeah, we’ll start the 2012 season with another evening of those fantastic racin’ crustaceans. See you there!!!

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Hi Ho, It’s Poe!!!

jay — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 23:43:00 +0000

Got some great news for our Crabaholics in Allen County. The Racin’ Crustaceans return to Poe on January 6th. We’ll be at the “Hi Ho Again” (formerly Muldoon’s, formerly the Hi Ho). Remember- Pick ’em at 7:30, race ’em at 8:00. See you there!!!

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Holiday Show at Dill Street

jay — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 02:34:00 +0000

Hey all you Muncie Crabheads! We’ll be at Dill Street on December 15th for one last show before the break. Don’t miss the Crabs before you head for home!

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The Unicorn Anthem

jay — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 02:14:00 +0000

O thus be it e’er when Unicorns shall band

Between their loved shells and the race’s damnation

Blest with Glitter and Speed may the heaven rescued sand

Praise the Rainbows that hath made and preserved playernation

Then conquer we must, when our cause it is bust

And this be our motto, “In Glitter Unicorns Is Our Trust”

And the AHUGP banner in triumph shall wave

Now let’s go insane, throw some Glitter, make it rain!

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