Beers Of The World- Folkie’s 6/2

Beers of the World Crab Racing PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia Answers:1) Marathon2) Quebec3) Croquet4) Ram5) Manhattan Project National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- AngelaThey’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #90 Fukudome- Folkie’s Fockers (FF) Starting Lineup2) Winner- #65 Miranda’s Toy- Team Aftermath (TA)3) Winner- #2 It’s Only Four Inches,… Continue reading Beers Of The World- Folkie’s 6/2

Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 5/19

Superhero Crab Racing-PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByArmour Potted Meat Trivia:1) Yangtze2) Philadelphia3) Headless Horseman4) The Pope5) Frank Robinson National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Jim They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #84 Digger- Team Aftermath (TA) Starting Lineup2) Winner- #83 Fuqtard- TA3) Winner- #74 Scuba Steve- TA4) Winner- #3 Ride… Continue reading Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 5/19

Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 5/5

Superhero Crab Racing- PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide By Trivia Jeopardy:1) Dulcinea2) Ronald Reagan3) Peter Lawford4) Trivia5) Margot Kidder National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Joanne They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #83 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts (COF) Starting Lineup 2) Winner- #28 My Crabs Spread… Continue reading Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 5/5

Beer Of The World Crab Racing- Folkie’s 4/21

Beers of the World Crab Racing PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia Answers:1) Basil Rathbone2) George Blanda3) Milhaus4) King Arthur5) Romulus & RemusNational Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Bonnie They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #83 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby… Continue reading Beer Of The World Crab Racing- Folkie’s 4/21

Baseball Crab Racing- Folkie’s 4/7

Baseball Crab Racing- PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia Answers:1) Jerry Mathers2) New York3) Sudan4) Alaska5) Laugh InNational Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Autumn They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #63 Old Strippers Don’t Retire, They Just Get The Crabs- Crabby Old Pharts (COF) Starting Lineup2) Winner- #31 If I Give… Continue reading Baseball Crab Racing- Folkie’s 4/7

Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 3/24

Chimichanga Cheesy Burrito-A plethora of Crabs tonite. We raced 58 (a world record), so we added an extra set of four Tough Preliminary Heats. Superhero Crab Racing PreRace:Some of this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And there’s always this. Rules To Live… Continue reading Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 3/24

Spring Break

Howdy Kids! Sonny has headed for the coast in search of new Crab Racing talent and Crab Racing’s Executive Board is in Key West for their annual Spring Meetings. We raced in Hoagland on Friday the 5th and I’ll be getting those results up shortly ( I do everything shortly!). There was a glimmer of… Continue reading Spring Break

Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 2/17

Superhero Crab Racing- PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByArmour Potted Meat Trivia:1) John Brown2) Eddie Arcaro3) Steve Allen4) Marlon Brando5) $1500 National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Angelina They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #38 Dipshit- Matt Starting Lineup2) Winner- #77 Caligula- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)3) Winner- #87 Really? Well Put… Continue reading Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 2/17