The League Rankings are up! This year we’ll be using the “Colin Powell System” which rewards not only the Top 4 Crabs each night, but also awards points for wins in the Prelims. As you can see, The Crustacean Sensations took advantage of the new system by bringing a big crowd and getting lots of… Continue reading New Team Rankings!
Category: AHUGP
All Hail the Unicorns!!!
Join us Wednesday January 4th at Folkie’s to help us crown the 2011 Folkie’s Crab Racing League Champions, The Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party Racing Team (AHUGP)! Oh yeah, we’ll start the 2012 season with another evening of those fantastic racin’ crustaceans. See you there!!!
The Unicorn Anthem
O thus be it e’er when Unicorns shall band Between their loved shells and the race’s damnation Blest with Glitter and Speed may the heaven rescued sand Praise the Rainbows that hath made and preserved playernation Then conquer we must, when our cause it is bust And this be our motto, “In Glitter Unicorns Is… Continue reading The Unicorn Anthem