Football Crab Racing- PreRace:Some of this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And there’s always this. Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia Answers:1) Boston Bruins2) London3) Miss Scarlett4) Orville Somebody5) Pocahontas National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder-… Continue reading Football Crab Racing- Three Kings 1-8
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Hey Hoagland Join the DJ’s Team
Hey Hoagland,Weather permitting, we’ll be up there tomorrow night and if we are, I’d like to take this opportunity to invite all of you to race for my new team, The Pleasant Valley Pheasant Pluckers.We’ve got the Football Board, so think of your best football related crab name and don’t forget to tell Sonny- “I… Continue reading Hey Hoagland Join the DJ’s Team
Football Crab Racing- Folkie’s 1/6
Chimichanga Cheeseyburrito! Greetings from Casa dos Gatos. Sorry you had to run last night. As Steve Schrader said “it’s the perfect Folkie’s crowd. The hall is pretty well filled and no one has to stand.” Of course the first night of the season means we had awards to hand out. Not only did we honor… Continue reading Football Crab Racing- Folkie’s 1/6
Space Crab Racing- Folkie’s 12/23
Space Crab Racing-PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByJeopardy Trivia:1) Galahad2) 100° C3) Iberian4) Blue Whale5) Mickey Mouse Club National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Stacie They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #7 Kneel- FEFU Racing (FEFU) Starting Lineup2) Winner- #93 Sea Biscuit- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)3) Winner- #77 Thanx. Now Wipe… Continue reading Space Crab Racing- Folkie’s 12/23
All The Marbles!!!
Sapphire Racing scored 9 points on January 7th, not only the first race of the year, but their first race as a team. The Crabby Old Pharts didn’t start scoring until the first race in March. By April 1st the two teams were tied, but by the end of September, SRL had put 18 points… Continue reading All The Marbles!!!
One Great Tuesday!!!
While you may not realize it, this is a fantastic Tuesday. Not just because it’s trash night in North Marion. Nope, as if that wasn’t enough, we had one more minute of daylight than yesterday. That’s the first time that’s happened since the middle of last June. Not only that, tomorrow we will have one… Continue reading One Great Tuesday!!!
Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 12/9
Superhero Crab Racing-PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByTrivia:1) Capulet2) Kilimanjaro3) Leonardo DaVinci4) Goose5) Jack Knife National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Nicole They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #84 William Branch- Sapphire Racing League (SRL) Starting Lineup2) Winner- #77 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A… Continue reading Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 12/9
A Crab Racer’s Guide To Crab Racing
The geniuses over at Couch Potato Productions have a new video for you. Enjoy!
Team Rankings
Last night I gave Sonny some bad totals and it made it appear that we only had two teams in the running for the Cowboy Cup. I’d like to apologize, upon further review the wonderful Team Hinkey has a shot at the Championship as well.Best of luck to all our contenders!djjj
Superhero Crab Racing- Three Kings 12/4
Superhero Crab Racing-PreRace: Rules To Live With And Abide ByJeopardy Trivia:1) Hudson2) Arizona3) Nevada4) Gulf Of California5) Sancho Panza National Anthem (fourth verse)Flag Holder- Kelli They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell Preliminaries:First Half:1) Winner- #31 Well Hung- Michelle Starting Lineup2) Winner- #17 They Say U R What U Eat And Brett Favre Is A Dick-… Continue reading Superhero Crab Racing- Three Kings 12/4