Hoy Hoy!! Greetings from Casa Dos Gatos!
What’s cookin’? An incredible evening out there tonight. Just spent two hours policing the compound. Clearing walks and paths and lanes and generally standing around. Bob Zimmerman stuck in my ear, telling me about Highway 61. In the words of Fatboy Slim- “It’s a beautiful night”.
Well, here we are, two weeks on, and all I have to go by are some really bad notes. There’s circles and arrows and sh*t crossed out, so I can’t vouch for the accuracy of what follows-
Facial Shot came out with a huge crowd. HJ&H was back. Jim and Brenda were there. Several in the Skyboxes and a couple more scattered around. Rick behind the bar. Rhonda on the floor. Nelia in the kitchen and me staying low. This is the pressure cooker that is-
Beers Of The World Crab Racing
PreRace:
Trivia Answers:
1) Krypto- Snickers
2) Nine to nothing- Twix
3) Lawford- Three Musketeers
4) Margot Kidder- Potted Meat?
5) The Moon- Milky Way
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flagholder- Heather (#28 Henry)
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Intro:
Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #70 Twitch- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)- Reese Cups
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #99 Who Put The Dick On The Snowman (WPTDOTS)- Michael- Oh Henry!
3) Winner- #10 Dammit Jim- Brenda- $100,000 Bar
4) Winner- #85 Stop Battering Women. Eat ‘Em Raw (SBW,ETR)- FSR- Caramello
5) Winner- #69 This Chocolate Pudding TASTES LIKE SH*T!!!- FSR- M&Ms
6) Winner- #13 Bucky- Becky- Mr. Goodbar
7) Winner- #91 Peyton- Janice- Nestles Crunch
8) Winner- #37 Hand Jobs and Hummers (HJ&H)- FSR- Payday
Halftime:
Second Half:
9) Winner- #75 Billy?- FSR- Hershey Bar
Halftime Entries:
10) Winner- #3 Deputy Dawg- FSR- Baby Ruth
11) Winner- #49 Lick MY NUTS!!!- FSR- Almond Joy
12) Winner- #23 If It’s Got More Crabs Than Sonny, Better Give It To Dave? (IIGMCTS,BGITD?)- Jim- Zero
13) Winner- #66 What Happens In The Aquarium, STAYS IN THE AQUARIUM!!! (WHITA,SITA)- Chainsaw Sisters Racing (CSR)- Mounds
14) Winner- #84 Buck Wild- FSR- Kit Kat
15) Winner- #39 Big Block- FSR- York Peppermint Patty
16) Winner- #11 It’s Only Four Inches, But Some Girls Like It That Thick (IOFI,BSGLITT)- Folkie’s Fokkers- Mars Bar
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #70 Twitch- FSR
2) Winner- #99 WPTDOTS- Michael
3) Winner- #10 Dammit Jim- Brenda
4) Winner- #85 SBW,ETR- FSR
Finals
Time:
Minus four
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done (HW&AWD)- #10 Dammit Jim- Brenda
Third Place- T-Shirt- #85 Stop Battering Women. Eat ‘Em Raw- Facial Shot Racing
Second Place- $20- #70 Twitch- Facial Shot Racing
First Place- $30- #99 Who Put The Dick On The Snowman- Michael
Sorry for the delay in getting this to you. Remember a couple of weeks ago when I said it looked like it was going to slow down a little bit? I stand corrected. The movie’s coming along slowly. You would think that a machine that can spell and grammar check my babbling would have enough crank to edit video. Oh well, it’s still a blast just playing with the software.
Time to tack this one up on the board. See you tonight, as long as Sonny can make it down.
In the words of Madeline Kahn– “If it’s Wednesday, it’s wacing”.
Ciao for nao
j