Space Cowboy Crab Racing- Hoagland 1/11

Chimichanga Cheesy Burrito!
Incredible evening for a Crab Race here in the lovely hamlet of Hoagland Indiana. As always, the Cheeseburger is impeccable and the Iced Tea hits the spot. Slow building crowd, but by the time the Crabs were brought out, we had ourselves an SRO Natural Sellout.

Still working from the Junk CDs at the bottom of the prop box. Tweaked the show a little from the list we did the other night in Marion. But like I said, it had the feel of show from the
Golden Age.

As always, Dave’s the Man. Becky’s behind the Bar and Jill’s on the floor (SERVING US ALL!!!). LIVE! FROM HOAGLAND IT’S-

Space Cowboy Crab Racing

PreRace:
Some of this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And there’s always this.

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Answers:
1) Sound Of Music
2) Alaska
3) Nipper
4) Carson City
5) Chuck Connor

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Stephanie

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries
First Half:

1) Winner- #4 Sam- Fred

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #47 The Monster- Ashley
3) Winner- #85 Brandi- Jeremy
4) Winner- #93 Stewie- David
5) Winner- #7 Scooter- Jack
6) Winner- #17 Dirty Dick- Tammy
7) Winner- #26 Jasper- Diana
8) Winner- #52 The Librarian- Another Sarah

Halftime:
Some of this. Some of this.

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Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #96 Sparky- Bev

Halftime Entries:
Nope

10) Winner- #44 Hey Buddy, Keep That In Your Shell- Hadley
11) Winner- #36 Joyce- Josie

The Wave

12) Winner- #74 Bitch- Tim
13) Winner- #5 Jorge- Cheryl

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14) Winner- #48 Bald Pussy- Gelina
15) Winner- #69 Chuck- Fred
16) Winner- #91 Marion Jones- Brian

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #4 Sam- Fred
2) Winner- #47 The Monster- Ashley
3) Winner- #85 Brandi- Jeremy
4) Winner- #93 Stewie- David

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #85 Brandi- Jeremy
Third Place- $10- #93 Stewie- David
Second Place- $15- #47 The Monster- Ashley
First Place- $25- #4 Sam- Fred

Time:
Minus Two
Now there’s something you don’t see every day, the winners of the four races go on to all win their Semifinal. A first as far as I can tell, let me know if it’s not.

I’ve noticed the names in Hoagland are a lot more tame than the names in the places that have been racing for a while. We’ll have to keep an eye on that to see if it changes.

We’ll be back at the Three Kings on February 8th with the Brickyard Board (it’s made of bricks!) and I believe we’re going to move the Board to the center of the room, which would put Skyboxes at the bar and get more crowd depth around the board. Ought to be good. Pick ‘em at seven-thirty, race ‘em at eight. See you there!!!

j

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