Beers Of The World Crab Racing- Three Kings 8-7

Chimichanga Cheesy Burrito,
I’ve got a bottle of cheap Merlot, a foggy memory, and whole batch of seventh-grade writing skills and I’ll try to recall what went on on the night of the seventh in Hoagland.

Nice weather tonight in Crabsville USA. The locals must have been drawn to some of the other entertainment options available to them, as the majority of our crowd consists of the Jeep Jam Racing Team who made the trip down from The Fort to be with us. Michelle wanders in a little late and makes the best of it as you’ll see later. Young Dave is our lovely host and doing a yeoman’s job holding down the bar. And as always, Jill-Bob’s on the floor, SERVING US ALL!!! A small crowd never slows the fun at the Three Kings, especially when its-

Beers Of The World Crab Racing

PreRace:

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Answers:

1) Natalie Wood
2) Pullman
3) Abraham Lincoln
4) The Bunkers
5) Yankee

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Renee

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries:
First Half:

1) Winner- #84 Brunch- Leah

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #58 Crabby- Kim
3) Winner- Super Crab- Bill
4) Winner- #46 Super Crab’s Nemesis- Bill
5) Winner- #6 Sexy Legs- Renee
6) Winner- #41b Well Hung- Michelle
7) Winner- #5 Gran Cherokee- Jim
8) Winner- #50 Happy- Michelle

Halftime:
Some of this.

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #87 For Erections Lasting More Than Four Hours, Call More Nurses- The American Association Of Gynecologists (AAAG)

Halftime Entries:
A few

10) Winner- #41g Elmo- Sharon
11) Winner- #8 I’m Going To Have To Num That, Num Num Num Num Num- AAAG

The Wave

12) Winner- #4 Spanky- Jamie
13) Winner- #25 Crazy Eyes- Carl
14) Winner- #42 Supper- Clint
15) Winner- #30 Travis Clay- Clint
16) Winner- #62 Bob- Jill-Bob

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #84 Brunch- Leah
2) Winner- #58 Crabby- Kim
3) Winner- #41b Well Hung- Michelle
4) Winner- #46 Super Crab’s Nemesis- Bill

Outstanding Individuals:
On the Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Jill-Bob
Your Host as well as holding down the Bar- Dave

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #58 Crabby- Kim
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #84 Brunch- Leah
Second Place- $10 in Three Kings Kash (The next best thing to free)- #46 Super Crab’s Nemesis- Bill
First Place- $15 in Three Kings Kash (Ditto)- #41b Well Hung- Michelle

Time:
Minus Three

You know it’s a weird night when The Good Doctors from Triple A G put two in the Semis. Michelle comes in late and may have found Crab Racing’s best kept secret, left in the Aquarium, we’ll have to see.

We’ll be back to the Three Kings on Friday September 11th when I believe we’ll haul out the Football Table. Where does the summer go? I’ve got a feeling most of the Regulars will be back from summer break and we’ll rock Crabsville one more time. Until then, he’s Sonny Star!

ciao for nao
djjj

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