Space Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Jeopardy Trivia:
1) Galahad
2) 100° C
3) Iberian
4) Blue Whale
5) Mickey Mouse Club
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Stacie
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #7 Kneel- FEFU Racing (FEFU)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #93 Sea Biscuit- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
3) Winner- #77 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
4) Winner- #87 John Doe- COF
5) Winner- #44 Find ‘Em Feel ‘Em Fuq ‘Em Forget ‘Em- COF
6) Winner- #55 Don’t Trust A Ho, Cuz The Ho Don’t Trust U- SRL
7) Winner- #88 Carl The Carpet Muncher- SRL
8) Winner- #60 Why Does This Chocolate Pudding Taste Like Shit?- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
Halftime:
Some of this. This as well
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #96 Stop Battering Women. Eat Them Raw- FSR
Halftime Entries:
Not tonite Chief.
10) Winner- #53 Willow Branch- SRL
11) Winner- #90 Sparta- Team Hinkey (TH)
The Wave
12) Winner- #39 Old Strippers Don’t Retire, They Just Get The Crabs- COF
13) Winner- #31 Caligula- SRL
14) Winner- #99 Clamps- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
15) Winner- #27 She Said Fuq Me Silly, So I Put On A Clown Suit- COF
16) Winner- #75 Fuq ‘Em All- SRL
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #96 Stop Battering Women. Eat Them Raw- Facial Shot Racing
2) Winner- #55 Don’t Trust A Ho, Cuz The Ho Don’t Trust U- Sapphire Racing League
3) Winner- #77 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts
4) Winner- #75 Fuq ‘Em All- Sapphire Racing League
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #75 Fuq ‘Em All- Sapphire Racing League
Third Place- A High Quality Tee-Shirt- #55 Don’t Trust A Ho, Cuz The Ho Don’t Trust U- Sapphire Racing League
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (The Next Best Thing To Free) – #77 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts
First Place- $50 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (Likewise) – #96 Stop Battering Women. Eat Them Raw- Facial Shot Racing
Time:
Plus Eight
Ciao for nao
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