Football Crab Racing- Three Kings 1-8

Football Crab Racing-

PreRace:
Some of this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And there’s always this.

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Answers:

1) Boston Bruins
2) London
3) Miss Scarlett
4) Orville Somebody
5) Pocahontas

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Suenita

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #58 I’m Going To Have To Numb That. Num Num Num Num Num- Pleasant Valley Pheasant Pluckers

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #80 Kester- Nick
3) Winner- #7 Pretty Kitty- Suenita
4) Winner- #77 Dallas Clark Gave My Tight End The Crabs- Regina
5) Winner- #51 Jeffy Baby- Lori
6) Winner- #4 Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger- Rhonda
7) Winner- SC Super Big Bald Slut- Carolyn
8) Winner- #96 Speedy Gonzales- Sally

Halftime:
Some of this.

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #87 Scratch And Sniff- Rosetta

Halftime Entries:
Nah

10) Winner- #76 America- Danielle
11) Winner- #90 Ribbed For Her Pleasure- Carolyn

The Wave

12) Winner- #99 Kilo- Tammy
13) Winner- #25 Jackie Crabhorn- Jake
14) Winner- #24 Tough Shit- Paul
15) Winner- #65 Slap Me ‘Til I’m Satisfied- Bill
16) Winner- #?? Titty Titty Bang Bang- Rick

Goodbye Losers:

Disco Semifinals:
1) Winner- #87 Scratch And Sniff- Rosetta
2) Winner- #4 Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger- Rhonda
3) Winner- #65 Slap Me ‘Til I’m Satisfied- Bill
4) Winner- #96 Speedy Gonzales- Sally

Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #96 Speedy Gonzales- Sally
Third Place- $10 in Three Kings Kash (The Next Best Thing To Free)- #65 Slap Me ‘Til I’m Satisfied- Bill
Second Place- $15 in Three Kings Kash (Ditto)- #4 Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger- Rhonda
First Place- $25 in Three Kings Kash (Ditto Once More)- #87 Scratch And Sniff- Rosetta

Time:
Plus Five

Ciao for nao
j

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