Beers Of The World Crab Racing
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Trixie
2) Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head
3) Orange
4) Peter Pan
5) 1500 Meters
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Sherry (From Canada)
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #77 You Get Ate More- Rosetta
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #55 Milkawhat?- Sunita
3) Winner- #72 What Happens In The Aquarium, Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing (CSR)
4) Winner- #84 Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger- Ronda
5) Winner- #0 Prostate Humor- Philip
6) Winner- #27 I Gave Up Masturbation For Lent. Dumb Dumb Dumb- Doug
7) Winner- SC Can I Have Your Number? It’s Okay Because I’m Super Gay- Shane
8) Winner- #60 Gretchen Goodentite- Maggie
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #38 Greg’s Nightmare- Travis
Halftime Entries:
Nope
10) Winner- #26 Foxy Crabby- Meghan
11) Winner- #8 Billy Bob Thornton- Greg
The Wave
12) Winner- #46 Jeffy Baby- Lori
13) Winner- #14 Shithead- Leo
14) Winner- #48G Fat Bastard- Chrissy
15) Winner- #44 Bridgette- Linda
16) Winner- #81 Vaginal Fart- Sherri
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #38 Greg’s Nightmare- Travis
2) Winner- #55 Milkawhat?- Sunita
3) Winner- #72 What Happens In The Aquarium, Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing
4) Winner- #84 Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger- Ronda
Outstanding Individuals:
On the Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Jill-Bob
Your Host as well as holding down the Bar- Dave
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done plus a copy of the full length feature film- “The Night The Lights Went Out At Folkie’s”- #72 What Happens In The Aquarium, Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #38 Greg’s Nightmare- Travis
Second Place- $15 in Three Kings Kash (The next best thing to free)- #84 Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger- Ronda
First Place- $25 in Three Kings Kash (Ditto)- #55 Milkawhat?- Sunita
Time:
Plus Seven