Beer Of The World Crab Racing- Folkie’s 4/21

Beers of the World Crab Racing

PreRace:

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Answers:

1) Basil Rathbone
2) George Blanda
3) Milhaus
4) King Arthur
5) Romulus & Remus

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Bonnie

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries:
First Half:

1) Winner- #83 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #84 Lick ‘Em Quicker- Sand Fleas (SF)
3) Winner- #72 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- COF
4) Winner- #0 Abe Froman’s Mom, The Sausage Queen Of Chicago- COF
5) Winner- #1 Big Papa- Wolf Pack (WP)
6) Winner- #15 Crabby Ass- WP
7) Winner- #21 Caligula- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
8) Winner- #63 Fifty Nine Shooter’s Girl- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)

Halftime:

Some of
this.

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #31 2 Pump Chump- FSR

Halftime Entries:
Sellout

10) Winner- #74 Super Shooter- FSR
11) Winner- #86 Scuba Steve- Team Aftermath (TA)

The Wave

12) Winner- #9 Hot Mama- Steve
13) Winner- #50 Old Strippers Don’t Retire. They Just Get The Crabs- COF
14) Winner- #33 Fuqtard- TA
15) Winner- #46 Pimp Daddy- FSR
16) Winner- #3 Ride Me- SF

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #83 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts
2) Winner- #74 Super Shooter- Facial Shot Racing
3) Winner- #72 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
4) Winner- #9 Hot Mama- Steve

Outstanding Individuals:
Behind The Bar- Rick
In The Kitchen- Sherri
On The Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Rhonda

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #72 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #9 Hot Mama- Steve
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Bucks (the next best thing to free)- #83 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts
First Place- $30 in Folkie’s Bucks (ditto)- #74 Super Shooter- Facial Shot Racing

Time:
Minus One

Ciao for nao
j

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