Beers Of The World Crab Racing
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Marathon
2) Manhattan Project
3) Croquet
4) Quebec
5) Baltimore Orioles
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Lisa
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #90 My Parents Went To The Beach And All I Got Was this Shell- Chainsaw Sisters Racing (CSR)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #81 Jeffy Baby- Lori
3) Winner- #66 Just A Hangin’- Lori
4) Winner- #74 Jaws- Rosetta
5) Winner- #57 Danny- Jill (Lotteried out for Super Crab- Umberto)
6) Winner- #26 Well Hung- Michelle
7) Winner- #2 Spacely Sprockets- Bill
8) Winner- #96 Ryan- Megan (Lotteried out for #67 Hole Shot #2- Rod)
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #84 Shining Moment- Dudley
Halftime Entries:
A few
10) Winner- #36 Hack- Steve
11) Winner- #51 What Happens In The Aquarium Stays In The Aquarium- CSR
The Wave
12) Winner- #83 Speedy Gonzales- Sally
13) Winner- #33 Wheelie- Robin
14) Winner- #9 Bob- Jill Bob
15) Winner- #17 Oriental Lickmaster Tongue Ninja- CSR
16) Winner- #31 Scotty- Mary
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #33 Wheelie- Robin
2) Winner- #36 Hack- Steve
3) Winner- #2 Spacely Sprockets- Bill
4) Winner- #74 Jaws- Rosetta
Outstanding Individuals:
On the Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Jill-Bob
Your Host as well as holding down the Bar- Young Dave
Your Post-Race Hostesses- The Fabulous Miller Lite Girls
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done plus a copy of the full length feature film- “The Night The Lights Went Out At Folkie’s”- #36 Hack- Steve
Third Place- $10 in Three Kings Kash (The next best thing to free)- – #33 Wheelie- Robin
Second Place- $15 in Three Kings Kash (Likewise)- #2 Spacely Sprockets- Bill
First Place- $25 in Three Kings Kash (Ditto)- #74 Jaws- Rosetta
Time:
Menos Tres