Train Crab Racing- Folkie’s 9/8

Hoy Hoy!!

Had a great time Wednesday night at the FolkieDome with an encore performance of Train Crab Racing. What started as an empty bar, turned into quite a crowd for a late summer night. The usual cast of crazies were in attendance, and I must say, I can’t think of a better bunch of people to spend an evening for-

 

Train Crab Racing-

 

PreRace:

 

Rules To Live With And Abide By

 

Trivia Jeopardy:

1) Jim Brown

2) Florida

3) Earthquake

4) High Hopes

5) Paul Drake

 

National Anthem (fourth verse)

Flag Holder- Missy (No. Thank You!!)

 

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

 

Preliminaries:

First Half:

1) Winner- #69 Shooter- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)

 

Starting Lineup

 

2) Winner- #88 Peaches- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)

3) Winner- #9 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- Dumber Than A Bag Of Dicks Racing (DBO)

4) Winner- #35 Willow Branch- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)

5) Winner- #25 Unbridled Evil- SRL

6) Winner- #45 Penny Cillin- Wolf Pack (WP)

7) Winner- #77 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- COF

8) Winner- #79 Splat- FSR

 

Halftime:

Some of this. This as well

 

Second Half (Right back at ya):

9) Winner- #46 Snatchy LaRue- WP

 

Halftime Entries:

We got ourselves a Sellout!. (Backdoor)

 

10) Winner- #84 Shelly Ho- SRL

11) Winner- #14 Ramrodder- SRL

 

The Wave

 

12) Winner- #26 Belly Washing Cum Guzzler- FSR

13) Winner- #60 Sorry About Your Face. And Hair- DBO

14) Winner- #74 Lawman’s Lady- FSR

15) Winner- #29 Don’t Eat The Clowns. They Taste Funny- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)

16) Winner- #98 Free Money Tomorrow- WP

 

Goodbye Losers:

 

Semifinals:

1) Winner- #60 Sorry About Your Face. And Hair- Dumber Than A Bag Of Dicks Racing

2) Winner- #45 Penny Cillin- Wolf Pack

3) Winner- #77 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts

4) Winner- #98 Free Money Tomorrow- Wolf Pack

 

Finals

 

Order of Merit:

Fourth Place– A Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #60 Sorry About Your Face. And Hair- Dumber Than A Bag Of Dicks Racing

Third Place– A High Quality Tee-Shirt- #98 Free Money Tomorrow- Wolf Pack Second Place– $20 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (The Next Best Thing To Free) – #77 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts

First Place– $30 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (Likewise) – #45 Penny Cillin- Wolf Pack

 

Time:

Plus Three

 

The Crabs will return to Folkie’s on Wednesday September 22nd with Football Crab Racing, The official start to the Fall Racing Calendar. See you there!!

Ciao for nao

j

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