Beers Of The World- Dill Street 2/10

Beers Of The World Crab Racing-

PreRace:

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Answers:
1) Sam Houston
2) Hudson Bay
3) Mary Hartman
4) Henry Blake
5) Green Bay Packers

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Ashley

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #95 Sex Is Like Snow. You Don’t Know How Much You’re Going To Get Or How Long It’s Going To Last- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #27 Scooter- Chainsaw Sister Racing (CSR)
3) Winner- #59 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- COF
4) Winner- #89 Make Mung. Google It- Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party Racing Team (AGP)
5) Winner- #01 Choade- Kelli
6) Winner- #28 Deric’s Back Pussy- Darke County Dillholes (DCD)

Seventh Inning Stretch

7) Winner- #97 Feebus- Ashley
8) Winner- #15 Billy Bob- Zack

Halftime:
Some of this.

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #9 Danny Glover- DCD

Halftime Entries:
Nope

10) Winner- #8 The Bullet- Sam
11) Winner- #41 Bonaire- Kelsey

The Wave

12) Winner- #29 There’s A Curly Hair Stuck In My Braces- AGP
13) Winner- #45 Cum Fart- Trent
14) Winner- #51 DJ Killa Cam- Cameron
15) Winner- #26 Captain Pussy Willow- Ashleigh
16) Winner- #37 Pussy Fart- Hannah & Megan (H&M)

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #95 Sex Is Like Snow. You Don’t Know How Much You’re Going To Get Or How Long It’s Going To Last- Crabby Old Pharts
2) Winner- #28 Deric’s Back Pussy- Darke County Dillholes
3) Winner- #97 Feebus- Ashley
4) Winner- #89 Make Mung. Google It- Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party Racing Team

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #89 Make Mung. Google It- Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party Racing Team
Third Place- A Top Quality Tee Shirt- #97 Feebus- Ashley
Second Place- $18 Worth of Dill Street Dough (“The next best thing to free”)- #28 Deric’s Back Pussy- Darke County Dillholes
First Place- $27 Worth of Dill Street Dough (“Ditto”)- #95 Sex Is Like Snow. You Don’t Know How Much You’re Going To Get Or How Long It’s Going To Last- Crabby Old Pharts

Time:
Plus A Bazillion

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