Brickyard Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Marilyn Chambers
2) San Francisco Giants
3) Georgia
4) Ronald Reagan
5) Kal-El
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Kelli
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #85 Sex Is Like Snow. You Don’t Know How Much You’re Going To Get Or How Long It’s Going To Last- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #57 Shane- Theta Chi Racing (TCR)
3) Winner- #74 Lenihan- Evan
4) Winner- #81 Pussy Fart- Hannah
5) Winner- #9 Flower- Ashley
6) Winner- #40 Choade- Kelli
8) Winner- #75 Herbie Hancock- TCR
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #37 Ben-du-dickface- Jeff
Halftime Entries:
A Bunch
10) Winner- SC Super Abe Froman- COF
11) Winner- #26 For Three Ball Hairs- Hannah
The Wave
12) Winner- #76 Cum Guzzling Gutter Slut- Megan
13) Winner- #3 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- COF
14) Winner- #27 Twat? I Cunt Hear You- TCR
15) Winner- #45 I’ll Graze your Wein- Ashley
16) Winner- #95 The Whispering Eye- TCR
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #9 Flower- Ashley
2) Winner- #57 Shane- Theta Chi Racing
3) Winner- #75 Herbie Hancock- Theta Chi Racing
4) Winner- #81 Pussy Fart- Hannah
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #75 Herbie Hancock- Theta Chi Racing
Third Place- $12 Worth of Dill Street Dough (“The next best thing to free”)- #57 Shane- Theta Chi Racing
Second Place- $18 Worth of Dill Street Dough(“Ditto”)- #57 Shane- Theta Chi Racing
First Place- $27 Worth of Dill Street Dough (“Ditto”)- #81 Pussy Fart- Hannah
Time:
Not a clue
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