Train Crab Racing- Dill Street 3/3

Train Crab Racing-

PreRace:

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Answers:
1) Milk
2) John Philip Sousa
3) Mexico City
4) San Francisco
5) Curling

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder-

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries:
First Half:

1) Winner- #15 Scissor Me Timber- Trent

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #63 Marshell- Kelsey
3) Winner- #65 Kosy Ben(?)- Emily
4) Winner- #74 Crabs Are Here- Cameron
5) Winner- #46 Ese Senior- Brad
6) Winner- #51 Pussy Fart- Hannah
7) Winner- #40 Blue Ball Scratch- Nathan
8) Winner- SC Super Crab- Cameron

Halftime:
Some of this.

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #69 Martha- Kaelynn

Halftime Entries:
A Few

10) Winner- #9 Rick James- Ian
11) Winner- #95 Ben Doo Dickface- Jeff

The Wave

12) Winner- #34 Barbara Streisand- Nate
13) Winner- #37 Sir Mix A Lot- Flo
14) Winner- #45 Sexy Little Thing- Sam
15) Winner- #7 Panama- Ben
16) Winner- #41 Blumkin- Zach

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #46 Ese Senior- Brad
2) Winner- #9 Rick James- Ian
3) Winner- #95 Ben Doo Dickface- Jeff
4) Winner- #74 Crabs Are Here- Cameron

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done and A Top Quality Tee Shirt- #46 Ese Senior- Brad
Third Place- A Top Quality Tee Shirt And $12 Worth Of Dill Street Dough (“The next best thing to free”)- #74 Crabs Are Here- Cameron
Second Place- A Top Quality Tee Shirt And $18 Worth of Dill Street Dough (“Ditto”) – #95 Ben Doo Dickface- Jeff
First Place- A Top Quality Tee Shirt And $27 Worth of Dill Street Dough (“Ditto”)- #9 Rick James- Ian

Time:
Plus A Bazillion (and worth it)

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