The Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party strengthened their hold on 1st Place with a 1-2 finish on Thanksgiving Eve. They’ve got a 21 point lead on the 2nd Place Crustacean Sensations with 26 points available in the final 2 weeks of racing. The best hope for the Sensations is to show up this Wednesday early with 6-8 players and hope for a Unicorn shutout. Not impossible, but it’s going to be tough. We may all be singing the Unicorn anthem before the night is out! See you there!!
–Crab Wonk