Hoy hoy CrabHeads!
Nothing really happened, just working on my ninja like clickbait skills. Sorry about that! But while I have you here, I’d like to take the opportunity to fill you in on a huge chunk of Crab Racing stuff.
First of all, we’re back at The FolkieDome for Round 8 of the Crab Racing League Season. That’ll be Thursday night and I think we’ve all figured out that League success is directly proportional to team size. The more you bring, the louder you sing, as it were. So bring a big team, you’re welcome!
Friday night we’ll be in Poe at the Hi Ho Again for what can only be described as the most unique crowd in Crab Racing. If you’ve not seen a Poe show, you haven’t experienced the depth of weirdness that can be achieved by combining Crabs, alcohol, and a group of Yodertuckians. You don’t want to miss it. You’re welcome again!
And then Saturday we return to the Hideaway in Bluffton for our 2:00 Special Matinee. The smart people in Bluffton use this show as a “running start” if you will, for their Saturday night activities. Geniuses! You’ll thank me for this little tip and again I’d be obliged to say, you’re welcome!
The theme for all three shows will be Beers of the World Crab Racing with all the pageantry and majesty that Beers of the World Crab Racing carries with it. Pick ’em at 7:30, race ’em at 8:00. See you there!
Beer Run