Beers Of The World Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Sam Houston
2) Hudson Bay
3) Mary Hartman
4) Henry Blake
5) The Pinkertons
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Cathy
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #95 Sex Is Like Snow. You Don’t Know How Much You’re Going To Get Or How Long It’s Going To Last- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
3) Winner- #97 Swift- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
4) Winner- #9 Size Doesn’t Matter. As Long As You’re Above Average- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
5) Winner- #27 Computer Dating Is Fine As Long As You’re A Computer- Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party Racing Team (AGP)
6) Winner- #59 The Babymaker- CS
7) Winner- #8 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- COF
8) Winner- #15 How Big Was She? Smell My Elbow.- FSR
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #38 Bone Saw- CS
Halftime Entries:
Nope
10) Winner- #17 I’m Only Four Inches But Some Girls Like It That Thick- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)
11) Winner- #01 The Last Time????- FSR
The Wave
12) Winner- #45 Dick- Jeff
13) Winner- #28 I’m A Snaaaaaake- AGP
14) Winner- #89 Super Shooter- FSR
15) Winner- #76 The Big Brown Highway Is The Host For The Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party- AGP
16) Winner- #41 Don’t Eat The Clowns. They Taste Funny- FF
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #28 I’m A Snaaaaaake- Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party Racing
2) Winner- #95 Sex Is Like Snow. You Don’t Know How Much You’re Going To Get Or How Long It’s Going To Last- Crabby Old Pharts
3) Winner- #97 Swift- Facial Shot Racing
4) Winner- #9 Size Doesn’t Matter. As Long As You’re Above Average- Crustacean Sensations
Some Outstanding Individuals-
Ricky Four Inch- Behind the Bar
Thursday Night Shane- In the Kitchen
Steve Schrader- Your Crab Racing Host
And on the Floor, SERVING US ALL!!! Rhonda.
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #28 I’m A Snaaaaaake- Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party Racing
Third Place- A Top Quality Tee Shirt- #95 Sex Is Like Snow. You Don’t Know How Much You’re Going To Get Or How Long It’s Going To Last- Crabby Old Pharts
Second Place- $20 Worth of Folkie’s Bucks (“The next best thing to free”)- #97 Swift- Facial Shot Racing
First Place- $30 Worth of Folkie’s Bucks (“Ditto”)- #9 Size Doesn’t Matter. As Long As You’re Above Average- Crustacean Sensations
Time:
Plus One
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