Crab Racing USA- Folkie’s 1/19

Superhero Crab Racing-

PreRace:

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Jeopardy:
1) New York
2) Hawaii
3) Hawaii
4) Alaska
5) Honolulu

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Teresa

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries:
First Half:

1) Winner- #95 Abe Froman’s Mom- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #26 Red Pepper- American Pies (AP)
3) Winner- #01 Super Shooter- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
4) Winner- #97 How Big Was She? Smell My Elbow- FSR
5) Winner- #00 Mama- Wolf Pack (PW)
6) Winner- #27 Blumkin Steamer- Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party (UGP)
7) Winner- #15 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- UGP
8) Winner- #64 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- COF

Halftime:
Some of this. This as well

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #63 It’s Good 2 Have Wood- Folkie’s Fockers

Halftime Entries:
Pseudo Sellout!.

10) Winner- #37 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
11) Winner- #87 Abe Froman’s Dad- COF

The Wave

12) Winner- #51 Peaches- COF
13) Winner- #11 Butthead- Larry
14) Winner- #75 Go Go- AP
15) Winner- Super Folkie. The House Crab
16) Winner- #3 Bill Brasky. To Bill- CS

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #95 Abe Froman’s Mom- Crabby Old Pharts
2) Winner- #26 Red Pepper- American Pies
3) Winner- #01 Super Shooter- Facial Shot Racing
4) Winner- #3 Bill Brasky. To Bill- Crustacean Sensations

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #26 Red Pepper- American Pies
Third Place- A High Quality Tee-Shirt- #3 Bill Brasky. To Bill- Crustacean Sensations
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (The Next Best Thing To Free) – #01 Super Shooter- Facial Shot Racing
First Place- $30 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (Likewise) – #95 Abe Froman’s Mom- Crabby Old Pharts

Time:
On the nut


Ciao for nao
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