Crab Racing USA- Folkie’s 6/16

Hoy Hoy!!
Greeting from Casa dos Gatos! Gonna get this one up fast for the benefit of all the Crabheads© that will be in attendance tomorrow night on the patio at Folkie’s.

Crab Racing USA-

PreRace: Some of this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this.

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Answers:

1) Browning
2) Pancho
3) Jaguar
4) Kilimanjaro
5) Son of Sam

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Laura

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries:
First Half:

1) Winner- #51 Jock Itch- Jerry

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #90 Peyton- Darren
3) Winner- #75 Super Crab- Laura
4) Winner- #74 Abe Froman’s Mom- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
5) Winner- #57 I Wish I Was An Overmeyer Weiner- COF
6) Winner- Super Folkie- #45 Fuqtard- Team Aftermath (TA)
7) Winner- #3 Abe Froman’s Fiancé- COF
8) Winner- #2 Scuba Steve- TA

Halftime:
Some of this

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #1 Peaches-

Halftime Entries:
Nope

10) Winner- #26 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
11) Winner- #83 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- COF

The Wave

12) Winner- #33 Corpse Grinder- CS
13) Winner- #84 Abe Froman’s Dad- COF
14) Winner- #44 I’m A Hard Habit To Break- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)
15) Winner- #81 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- COF
16) Winner- #21 Doug- Becky

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:

1) Winner- #84 Abe Froman’s Dad- Crabby Old Pharts
2) Winner- #26 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations
3) Winner- #75 Super Crab- Laura
4) Winner- #74 Abe Froman’s Mom- Crabby Old Pharts

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- A Hearty Wave And A Well Done- #26 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt – #84 Abe Froman’s Dad- Crabby Old Pharts
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (the next best thing to free)- #75 Super Crab- Laura
First Place- $30 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (ditto)- #74 Abe Froman’s Mom- Crabby Old Pharts

Time:
Minus Six

ciao for nao
djjj

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