Beers of the World Crab Racing
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Marathon
2) Quebec
3) Croquet
4) Ram
5) Manhattan Project
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Angela
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #90 Fukudome- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #65 Miranda’s Toy- Team Aftermath (TA)
3) Winner- #2 It’s Only Four Inches, But Some Girls Like It That Thick- FF
4) Winner- #1 Sir Fuxalot- The Hot Girls (THG)
5) Winner- #81 Crabby McCrabberson- King Racing (KR)
6) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab- More about him later
7) Winner- #74 Abe Froman’s Mom- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
8) Winner- #36 Chief Spread Eagle- KR
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #51 Abe Froman Sausage King Of Chicago- COF
Halftime Entries:
Sellout
10) Winner- #0 John Doe- COF
11) Winner- #94 She Told Me She Wasn’t Married, THAT LYING BITCH!!!- FF
The Wave
12) Winner- #3 Peaches- COF
13) Winner- #33 Señor Crab- Ryan
14) Winner- #30 Throbbing Purple Pork Sword- Big Dick Chimney and the Sweeps
15) Winner- #70 Señorita Crabs- Abbey
16) Winner- #14 Greg Got Crabs- TA
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #51 Abe Froman Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
2) Winner- #0 John Doe- Crabby Old Pharts
3) Winner- #74 Abe Froman’s Mom- Crabby Old Pharts
4) Winner- #1 Sir Fuxalot- The Hot Girls
Outstanding Individuals:
Behind The Bar- Rick
In The Kitchen- Shane
On The Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Rhonda
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done (and a hat)- #1 Sir Fuxalot- The Hot Girls
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #51 Abe Froman Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Bucks (the next best thing to free)- #0 John Doe- Crabby Old Pharts
First Place- $30 in Folkie’s Bucks (ditto)- #74 Abe Froman’s Mom- Crabby Old Pharts
Time:
Minus Four
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