Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 5/19

Superhero Crab Racing-

PreRace:

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Armour Potted Meat Trivia:

1) Yangtze
2) Philadelphia
3) Headless Horseman
4) The Pope
5) Frank Robinson

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Jim

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries:
First Half:

1) Winner- #84 Digger- Team Aftermath (TA)

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #83 Fuqtard- TA
3) Winner- #74 Scuba Steve- TA
4) Winner- #3 Ride Me- Sand Fleas (SF)
5) Winner- #75 I’m Not A Doctor, But I’ll Give It A Look- American Association Of Amateur Gynecologists (AAAG)
6) Winner- #56 Strippers Don’t Retire. They Just Get The Crabs- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
7) Winner- #1 Abe Froman’s Mom- COF
8) Winner- #0 Jism- TA

Halftime:
Some of this. This as well

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #36 Don’t Eat The Clowns, They Taste Funny- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)

Halftime Entries:
Nope

10) Winner- #24 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Of Your Face And Get Me A Beer- COF
11) Winner- #26 John Doe- COF

The Wave

12) Winner- #40 The Crabinator- B & M Racing (BMR)
13) Winner- #14 I’m A Hard Habit To Break- FF
14) Winner- #46 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- COF
15) Winner- #55 Stick It Eric- COF
16) Winner- #89 Alejandro- Pokey Pokes (PP)

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #84 Digger- Team Aftermath
2) Winner- #83 Fuqtard- Team Aftermath
3) Winner- #1 Abe Froman’s Mom- Crabby Old Pharts
4) Winner- #3 Ride Me- Sand Fleas

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #1 Abe Froman’s Mom- Crabby Old Pharts
Third Place- A High Quality Tee-Shirt- #3 Ride Me- Sand Fleas
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (The Next Best Thing To Free) – #83 Fuqtard- Team Aftermath
First Place- $30 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (Likewise) – #84 Digger- Team Aftermath

Time:
Plus One

Ciao for nao
j

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