Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie’s 5/5

Superhero Crab Racing-

PreRace:

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Jeopardy:
1) Dulcinea
2) Ronald Reagan
3) Peter Lawford
4) Trivia
5) Margot Kidder

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Joanne

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries:
First Half:

1) Winner- #83 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #28 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- Dumber Than A Bag Of Dicks Racing (DBO)
3) Winner- #84 Don’t Trust A Ho Cuz The Ho Don’t Trust You- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
4) Winner- #72 Scuba Steve- Team Aftermath (TA)
5) Winner- #75 Abe Froman’s Mom- COF
6) Winner- #46 Jism- TA
7) Winner- #33 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
8) Winner- #3 John Doe- COF

Halftime:
Some of this. This as well

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #75 Staff Seargent Max Fightmaster- CS

Halftime Entries:
We got ourselves a Sellout!.

10) Winner- #9 Lawman’s Lady- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
11) Winner- #89 Shooter- FSR

The Wave

12) Winner- #63 Digger- TA
13) Winner- #8 Brunettes Are Way Better- The Only Ones That Matter (TOOTM)
14) Winner- #0 Ride Me- Sand Fleas (SF)
15) Winner- #40 Have A Little Faith- SRL
16) Winner- #41 Tallywhacker Toucher- TOOTM

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #83 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
2) Winner- #0 Ride Me- Sand Fleas
3) Winner- #33 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations
4) Winner- #63 Digger- Team Aftermath

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #33 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations
Third Place- A High Quality Tee-Shirt- #63 Digger- Team Aftermath
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (The Next Best Thing To Free) – #83 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
First Place- $30 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (Likewise) – #0 Ride Me- Sand Fleas

Time:
Plus Three

Ciao for nao
j

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