Superhero Crab Racing- Three Kings 4/2

Superhero Crab Racing

PreRace:
Some of this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And there’s always this.

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Answers:
1) Charles Bronson
2) Monkey Wrench
3) Odd Job
4) Dopey
5) Waterford

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Terri

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries:
First Half:

1) Winner- #60 What Happens In The Aquarium, Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing (CSR)

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #83 Suzi Skis The Pyrenees- Bill
3) Winner- #58 Toss My Salad- Gary
4) Winner- #9 Well Hung- Michelle
5) Winner- #74 I Don’t Know What To Call My Crab. Shit- Sunita
6) Winner- #63 Fuq Fuq Fuqity Fug. Booger- Jake
7) Winner- #31 Run Forrest Run- Gary
8) Winner- #99 Super Speedy Gonzales- Sally

Halftime:
Some of this.

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #84 Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger- Ronda

Halftime Entries:
Nope.

10) Winner- #46 Itchy- Barb
11) Winner- #85 Ocho Cinco- Fernando

The Wave

12) Winner- #89 Mr. Crab- Jerry
13) Winner- #3 He’s Got 2 Big Of A Dick 2 Lick- Megan
14) Winner- #26 Pussy Control- Sally
15) Winner- #44 My Name Is Sonny And I’m Buying The House A Round- Rosita
16) Winner- #28 I Don’t Give A Fuq- Matt

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #84 Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger- Ronda
2) Winner- #83 Suzi Skis The Pyrenees- Bill
3) Winner- #44 My Name Is Sonny And I’m Buying The House A Round- Rosita
4) Winner- #9 Well Hung- Michelle

Outstanding Individuals:
Your Lovely Host & Behind The Bar- Young Dave
On The Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Jill-Bob

Finals

Order of Merit:

Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done (as well as a copy of the full-length feature film- “The Night The Lights Went Out At Folkie’s”- #9 Well Hung- Michelle
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #83 Suzi Skis The Pyrenees- Bill
Second Place- $15 in Three Kings Krab Kash (the next best thing to free)- #44 My Name Is Sonny And I’m Buying The House A Round- Rosita
First Place- $25 in Three Kings Krab Kash (ditto)- #84 Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger- Ronda

Time:
Minus Two

Ciao for nao
j

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