Superhero Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Armour Potted Meat Trivia:
1) John Brown
2) Eddie Arcaro
3) Steve Allen
4) Marlon Brando
5) $1500
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Angelina
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #38 Dipshit- Matt
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #77 Caligula- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
3) Winner- #87 Really? Well Put It Back In So I Can Finish- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
4) Winner- #84 Clitter Critter- Judy
5) Winner- #14 Carl The Carpet Muncher- SRL
6) Winner- #66 Moonshine- Steve
7) Winner- #55 Don’t Trust A Ho, Cuz The Ho Don’t Trust You- SRL
8) Winner- #7 Swallow- Michigan 69ers (M69)
Halftime:
Some of this. This as well
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #25 Shooter’s Gal- FSR
Halftime Entries:
Not tonite Chief.
10) Winner- #58 Pimp Daddy- FSR
11) Winner- #98 I’ve Started A New Hobby, Collecting STDs- M69
The Wave
12) Winner- #60 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
13) Winner- #8 Jenny Jenny- Tom
14) Winner- #26 Slippery Sailor- COF
15) Winner- #44 Git-R-Done- SRL
16) Winner- #Super Shooter- FSR
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #14 Carl The Carpet Muncher- Sapphire Racing League
2) Winner- #58 Pimp Daddy- Facial Shot Racing
3) Winner- #44 Git-R-Done- Sapphire Racing League
4) Winner- #84 Clitter Critter- Judy
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #44 Git-R-Done- Sapphire Racing League
Third Place- A High Quality Tee-Shirt- #14 Carl The Carpet Muncher- Sapphire Racing League
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (The Next Best Thing To Free) – #58 Pimp Daddy- Facial Shot Racing
First Place- $50 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (Likewise) – #84 Clitter Critter- Judy
Time:
Plus Two
Ciao for nao
j