Brickyard Crab Racing
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Africa
2) Amen
3) Joe Louis
4) Johannsen
5) Elizabeth
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Renee
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #10 Caligula- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #71 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
3) Winner- #27 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- COF
4) Winner- #55 Willow Branch- SRL
5) Winner- #77 Muff Diver- SRL
6) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
7) Winner- #66 Wanna?- Movin’ Crab Racing
8) Winner- #60 Don’t Trust A Ho, ‘Cuz The Ho DON’T TRUST YOU!!!- SRL
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #51 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
Halftime Entries:
Natural Sellout Beeotch
10) Winner- #58 JR- Doctor Hugs Inc (DHI)
11) Winner- #92 Itchy Bitchy- DHI
The Wave
12) Winner- #74 Boiler Up- SRL
13) Winner- #33 Slippery Sailor- MCR
14) Winner- #62 John Doe- COF
15) Winner- #13 Unbridled Evil- Renee
16) Winner- #44 Those Are The Whitest Teeth I’ve Ever Come Across- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #51 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations
2) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
3) Winner- #92 Itchy Bitchy- Doctor Hugs Inc
4) Winner- #60 Don’t Trust A Ho, ‘Cuz The Ho DON’T TRUST YOU!!!- Sapphire Racing League
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #60 Don’t Trust A Ho, ‘Cuz The Ho DON’T TRUST YOU!!!- Sapphire Racing League
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #92 Itchy Bitchy- Doctor Hugs Inc
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (The Next Best Thing To Free)- Super Folkie, The House Crab
First Place- $30 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (Ditto)- #51 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations
Time:
Minus Five
Ciao for nao
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