Hoy Hoy-
Last minute post, this is. But you know what they say in South Marion- “Show me a girl…”, no, that’s something else entirely. Anyway here’s what happened on the 20th, for what it’s worth!-
Beers of the World Crab Racing
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Thailand
2) Dashielle Hammett
3) Orca
4) KAOS
5) Heidi Doody
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Don’t recall
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #10 Sparta- Crabby Cupcake Lovers (CCL)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #55 Cleveland Steamer- GPB Racing (GPB)
3) Winner- #53 Bill “Mountain Farmer” Murray- The Bills
4) Winner- #34 Super Shooter- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
5) Winner- #77 Number Seventy-Seven- John
6) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab- More about him later
7) Winner- #51 Lawman’s Lady- FSR
8) Winner- #42 Herpes The Crab- GPB
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #58 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- Doctor Hugs Incorporated (DHI)
Halftime Entries:
Wouldn’t be Natural
10) Winner- #92 Pimp Daddy- FSR
11) Winner- #46 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
The Wave
12) Winner- #76 Krabbe- Eric
13) Winner- #93 Bill Brasky. To Bill!!- The Bills
14) Winner- #3 Out Of Thousands Of Sperms, Yours Is The Fastest- CCL
15) Winner- #74 These Crabs Look Familiar. Do You Know Matt Hughes?- DHI
16) Winner- #12 Lookin’ Like A Fool With Your Pants On The Ground- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #10 Sparta- Crabby Cupcake Lovers
2) Winner- #55 Cleveland Steamer- GPB Racing
3) Winner- #51 Lawman’s Lady- Facial Shot Racing
4) Winner- #76 Krabbe- Eric
Outstanding Individuals:
Behind The Bar- Rick
In The Kitchen- Shane
On The Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Rhonda
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #10 Sparta- Crabby Cupcake Lovers
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #55 Cleveland Steamer- GPB Racing
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Bucks (the next best thing to free)- #76 Krabbe- Eric
First Place- $30 in Folkie’s Bucks (ditto)- #51 Lawman’s Lady- Facial Shot Racing
Time:
Plus Two
Ciao for nao
j