Football Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Some of this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And there’s always this.
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Boston Bruins
2) London
3) Miss Scarlett
4) Orville Somebody
5) Pocahontas
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Suenita
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #58 I’m Going To Have To Numb That. Num Num Num Num Num- Pleasant Valley Pheasant Pluckers
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #80 Kester- Nick
3) Winner- #7 Pretty Kitty- Suenita
4) Winner- #77 Dallas Clark Gave My Tight End The Crabs- Regina
5) Winner- #51 Jeffy Baby- Lori
6) Winner- #4 Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger- Rhonda
7) Winner- SC Super Big Bald Slut- Carolyn
8) Winner- #96 Speedy Gonzales- Sally
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #87 Scratch And Sniff- Rosetta
Halftime Entries:
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10) Winner- #76 America- Danielle
11) Winner- #90 Ribbed For Her Pleasure- Carolyn
The Wave
12) Winner- #99 Kilo- Tammy
13) Winner- #25 Jackie Crabhorn- Jake
14) Winner- #24 Tough Shit- Paul
15) Winner- #65 Slap Me ‘Til I’m Satisfied- Bill
16) Winner- #?? Titty Titty Bang Bang- Rick
Goodbye Losers:
Disco Semifinals:
1) Winner- #87 Scratch And Sniff- Rosetta
2) Winner- #4 Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger- Rhonda
3) Winner- #65 Slap Me ‘Til I’m Satisfied- Bill
4) Winner- #96 Speedy Gonzales- Sally
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #96 Speedy Gonzales- Sally
Third Place- $10 in Three Kings Kash (The Next Best Thing To Free)- #65 Slap Me ‘Til I’m Satisfied- Bill
Second Place- $15 in Three Kings Kash (Ditto)- #4 Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger- Rhonda
First Place- $25 in Three Kings Kash (Ditto Once More)- #87 Scratch And Sniff- Rosetta
Time:
Plus Five
Ciao for nao
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