Superhero Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia:
1) Capulet
2) Kilimanjaro
3) Leonardo DaVinci
4) Goose
5) Jack Knife
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Nicole
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #84 William Branch- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #77 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
3) Winner- #3 Two In The Pink. One In The Stink- SRL
4) Winner- #87 John Doe- COF
5) Winner- #31 Sparta- Team Hinkey (TH)
6) Winner- #17 Carl The Carpet Muncher- SRL
7) Winner- #11 Special Ed- SRL
8) Winner- #88 Ting Ting- SRL
Halftime:
Some of this. This as well
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #98 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- TH
Halftime Entries:
Not tonite Chief.
10) Winner- #9 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- COF
11) Winner- #90 Wanna?- Barnacle Buddies (BB)
The Wave
12) Winner- #8 Two-Corner Box- Michigan Sixty-Niners (M69)
13) Winner- #12 Curtis- BB
14) Winner- #55 She Said Fuq Me Silly So I Put On A Clown Suit- COF
15) Winner- #80 Crabby Patty- SRL
16) Winner- #35 Caligula- SRL
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #98 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- Team Hinkey
2) Winner- #55 She Said Fuq Me Silly So I Put On A Clown Suit- Crabby Old Pharts
3) Winner- #11 Special Ed- Sapphire Racing League
4) Winner- #87 John Doe- Crabby Old Pharts
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #11 Special Ed- Sapphire Racing League
Third Place- A High Quality Tee-Shirt- #55 She Said Fuq Me Silly So I Put On A Clown Suit- Crabby Old Pharts
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (The Next Best Thing To Free) – #98 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- Team Hinkey
First Place- $30 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (Likewise) – #87 John Doe- Crabby Old Pharts
Time:
Minus Four
Ciao for nao
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