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Here’s a quick wrap up. I’ll Try to fill it in later.
Beers of the World Crab Racing
PreRace:
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Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Return To Peyton Place
2) James Bond
3) Kennesaw Mountain Landis
4) Ronald Reagan
5) Ten Dollars
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Lisa
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #17 Crab With No Name- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #87 Tallywhacker Toucher- Team Hinkey (TH)
3) Winner- SC Super Crab (Raffled to the Crabby Old Pharts for United Way)
4) Winner- #01 Easy Goer- TH
5) Winner- #55 Hot Carl- Crustacean Sensations (CS)
6) Winner- #68 Panty Hoppin’ Princess- TH
7) Winner- #69 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Screamin’ Seamen (SS)
8) Winner- #77 Red-Headed Slut- Deloused Racing Team (DRT)
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #31 Sparta- TH
Halftime Entries:
Nope. Natural Sellout
10) Winner- #96 Licking Larry- TH
11) Winner- #9 My Underwear Has Convenience Openings- SS
The Wave
12) Winner- #26 Prison Bitch- CS
13) Winner- #41 Bone Saw- CS
14) Winner- #64 John Doe- COF
15) Winner- #80 Red Snapper- DRT
16) Winner- #71 Old Strippers Don’t Retire. They Just Get The Crabs- SS
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #17 Crab With No Name- Crabby Old Pharts
2) Winner- #87 Tallywhacker Toucher- Team Hinkey
3) Winner- #80 Red Snapper- Deloused Racing Team
4) Winner- #26 Prison Bitch- Crustacean Sensations
Outstanding Individuals:
Your Lovely Host- Steve Schrader
Behind The Bar- Ricky Four Inch
In The Kitchen- Thursday Night Shane
On The Floor, SERVING US ALL!!!- Rhonda
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #17 Crab With No Name- Crabby Old Pharts
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #26 Prison Bitch- Crustacean Sensations
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (the next best thing to free)- #80 Red Snapper- Deloused Racing Team
First Place- $30 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (ditto)- #87 Tallywhacker Toucher- Team Hinkey
Time:
Minus Three
Ciao for nao
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