Baseball Crab Racing- Folkie’s 10/28

Chimichanga Cheesy Burrito-
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos! Moved the first run of Chardonnay to secondary fermentation last night, so far so good. If everything goes as planned , we should see the first bottles from the new CdG winery sometime after the first of the year. I’ll make sure you’re on the list for the premier.

Another incredible crowd tonite in the Friendly Confines. I arrived a little late, and they’re lined up halfway down the bar. The Top Five teams are represented, although the Crabby Old Pharts pull an NHL move with the 5th Place Crustacean Sensations and pick up a couple of players for the stretch drive. The Sapphires have a good size crowd as well as the Hinkeys, who bring their biggest team to date in an effort to capture this year’s Crab Racing Crown. The Michigan 69ers are back as well, completing their third race, although their Probationary Status was lifted last race on the strength of their showing.

Young T Jones is back from West LA and is a part of the aforementioned COF/CS merger. Speaking of West Lafayette, if you enjoy the crowd participation and verbal abuse of Crab Racing, and you find yourself over there on a Thursday, Friday, or Saturday night, find the Neon Cactus and catch The Piano Man, Bruce Barker. You won’t be disappointed. One word of advice though, keep your cell phone off and your head low or else you’ll end up standing on your chair and singing a Journey song in front of three hundred people.

We’re adding a new thing through the end of the year. During the First Half you’ll be able to buy chances to win Super Crab in a drawing at Halftime. All the proceeds go to charity, but you’ll get to keep any money The Super One wins. This week’s charity is Breast Cancer Awareness.

Steve Schrader is your lovely Host. Ricky the Four Inch Wonder© is Behind the Bar. Thursday Night Shane is in the Kitchen and Rhonda is on the floor, SERVING US ALL!!! Once again you can tell by the crack of the bat and the smell of the balls, it’s time for-

Baseball Crab Racing-

PreRace:

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Answers:

1) Midnight Cowboy
2) Dragnet
3) Pan
4) Palm Tree
5) Dodge City

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- I forgot to write her name down, but she probably doesn’t give a fuq anyway

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries:
First Half:

1) Winner- #16 Jerk Off Jeff- Team Hinkey (TH)

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #17 Don’t Trust The Ho ‘Cuz THE HO DON’T TRUST YOU!!!- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
3) Winner- #8 Sebastian- TH
4) Winner- #6 John Doe- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
5) Winner- #35 Bone Saw- COF
6) Winner- #75 Caligula- SRL

Seventh Inning Stretch

7) Winner- Super Folkie- TH
8) Winner- #87 Tazzie- TH

Halftime:
Some of this as well as this

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #55 Beat The Brakes Off That Pussy- SRL

Halftime Entries:
Nope

10) Winner- #58 Tulips On Your Organ- Rochelle
11) Winner- #64 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- COF

The Wave

12) Winner- #46 Tallywhacker Toucher- TH
13) Winner- #84 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Screamin’ Seamen (SS)
14) Winner- #90 Icky Wicky- TH
15) Winner- #22 Fuq Sobriety- Chris
16) Winner- #26 Camel Toe Sheila- Lana

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #55 Beat The Brakes Off That Pussy- Sapphire Racing League
2) Winner- #75 Caligula- Sapphire Racing League
3) Winner- #64 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts
4) Winner- #6 John Doe- Crabby Old Pharts

Some Outstanding Individuals-
Ricky Four Inch- Behind the Bar
Thursday Night Shane- In the Kitchen
Steve Schrader- Your Crab Racing Host
And on the Floor, SERVING US ALL!!! Rhonda.

Finals

Order of Merit:

Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #55 Beat The Brakes Off That Pussy- Sapphire Racing League
Third Place- A Top Quality Tee Shirt- #75 Caligula- Sapphire Racing League Second Place- $20 Worth of Folkie’s Krab Kash (“The next best thing to free”)- #6 John Doe- Crabby Old Pharts
First Place- $30 Worth of Folkie’s Krab Kash (“Ditto”)- #64 Abe Froman. Sausage King Of Chicago- Crabby Old Pharts

Time:
Minus Two

So there you have it. The Crabby Young Pharts grab First and Second to pull to within six points of the League leading SRL with four races to go. That’s as close as anyone’s been since April, this is getting good. Team Hinkey didn’t score any points for finishing in the Finals, but if we awarded points for looking good, they’d have had a sweep. We’ll take up beauty points at this year’s Winter Meetings in Key West.

The Crabs return to Folkie’s on November the 11th. Here’s one more from the Piano Man and until then, he’s Sonny Starr!

ciao for nao
djjj

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