Hoy Hoy-
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos! Rainy night tonight. It seems like we had four weeks of San Diego in September followed by two weeks of Seattle in October. It’s been a long time since I made the trip to Hoagland in the rain.
Beautiful crowd at the Three Kings tonight. A decidedly female majority for the last show of our second year in Crabsville. The crowd is decent sized, although not a Natural Sellout. Young Dave is behind the Bar and Jill-Bob is on the Floor, SERVING US ALL!!! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s-
Superhero Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia:
1) Franklin Delano Roosevelt
2) Andromeda
3) Gerald Ford
4) The Godfather (Part I & II)
5) Spartacus
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Jessica
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #71 Jeffy Baby- Lori
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #46 Tight Little Ass- Jessica
3) Winner- #35 Bertha- Danielle
4) Winner- SC Super Crab- Jose
5) Winner- #41 Jobanamasa- Rick
6) Winner- #6 Lucky Strike- Bill
7) Winner- #85 Cleveland Steamer- Joe
8) Winner- #01 Sticky- Vince
Halftime:
Some of this. This as well
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #62 Stopp- Denny
Halftime Entries:
Nope.
10) Winner- #55 Patrick- Becky
11) Winner- #4 One-Eyed Pirate- Dan
The Wave
12) Winner- #30 Giselle- Linda
13) Winner- #17 Itchy- Jill-Bob
14) Winner- #76 Speedy Gonzales- Sally
15) Winner- #50 Krusty- Juli
16) Winner- #48 Sparky- Kenton
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #41 Jobanamasa- Rick
2) Winner- #6 Lucky Strike- Bill
3) Winner- #35 Bertha- Danielle
4) Winner- #30 Giselle- Linda
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #41 Jobanamasa- Rick
Third Place- A High Quality Crab Racing Tee-Shirt- #30 Giselle- Linda
Second Place- $15 in Three Kings’ Krab Kash (The Next Best Thing To Free) – #35 Bertha- Danielle
First Place- $25 in Three Kings’ Krab Kash (Likewise) – #6 Lucky Strike- Bill
Time:
Plus Four
Your usual Hoagville crowd. Loud and enthusiastic. One of these days we’ll get some people that know the shtick. Nevertheless, it’s always a great time up here and well worth the drive. Maybe we can get some vets from Mayberry up here to show them how it works.
Top Five Crabs take four of the first six races and end up bracketing the Final Four. The Super One takes the evening off, but he’ll keep a commanding lead in the Rankings. #6 gets the win and takes over Second Place in the Top Five over #71.
We’ll return to beautiful Hoagburg on Friday November 6th for our second anniversary show. Until then, he’s Sonny Starr.
Ciao for nao
j