Brickyard Crab Racing- Folkie’s May 13th

Chimichanga Cheesy Burrito

Greetings from Casa dos Gatos! This one’s going to be mercifully brief, as it’s two and a half weeks down the road and my notes aren’t going to be much help

It appears that it was a good crowd. We had excellent representation from most of the major teams. Sapphire Racing League, Tighter Than A Banjo String, and Team Hinkey all had big crowds. The Crustacean Sensations and Folkie’s Fockers had decent groups as well. We were joined by a couple of new teams- Team Aftermath and The American Pies, although The American Pies weren’t all there. They were all present, they just weren’t all there. All in all, it got us a Natural Sellout.

Steve Schrader is your lovely host, Ricky the Four Inch Wonder® is behind the Bar, Thursday Night Shane is running the Kitchen, and Rhonda is on the floor, SERVING US ALL!!!. There’s a traffic jam at 16th and Georgetown, which can only mean one thing, it’s time for-

Brickyard Crab Racing

Rules To Live With And Abide By



Trivia Answers:


1) Mine That Bird

2) Arizona

3) White Rabbit

4) Icarus

5) Mel Blanc

National Anthem (fourth verse)

Flag Holder- Lacey

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries:

First Half:


1) Winner- #74 Dr House- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)

Starting Lineup



2) Winner- #63 I Got This Crab From Your Mom- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)

3) Winner- #50 Tally Whacker Toucher- Team Hinkey (TH)

4) Winner- #67 Digger- Team Aftermath (TA)

5) Winner- #99 Itchy Bitchy- TH

6) Winner- #17 Toilet Seat Tina- TH

7) Winner- #71 My Legs Are Delicious- The American Pies (TAP)

8) Winner- #45 Nacho- TH

Halftime:

Some of this.

Second Half (Right back at ya):

9) Winner- #46 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- TH

Halftime Entries:

Nope

10) Winner- #35 Princess Presto- SRL

11) Winner- #60 Scuba Steve- TA

The Wave



12) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab (More about him later)

13) Winner- #39 James Cameron- Crustacean Sensations (CS)

14) Winner- #10 I’m Only Four Inches, But Some Girls Like It That Thick- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)

15) Winner- #22 I’ve Got The Crabs If You’ve Got The Butter- TH

16) Winner- #19 Les U More Me- Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing (TBS)

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:

1) Winner- #99 Itchy Bitchy- Team Hinkey

2) Winner- #17 Toilet Seat Tina- Team Hinkey

3) Winner- #71 My Legs Are Delicious- The American Pies

4) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab

Finals



Order of Merit:


Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #71 My Legs Are Delicious- The American Pies

Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- # Super Folkie, The House Crab

Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Bucks- #17 Toilet Seat Tina- Team Hinkey

First Place- $30 in Folkie’s Bucks- #99 Itchy Bitchy- Team Hinkey

Time:

On the nosey



A fantastic night of racing as far as I can remember. Super Folkie gets screwed out of the win (jumping and gesticulating) by one of the new teams, but karma gets them back as they get stuck with fourth. Team Hinkey pulls a Ferrari and takes First and Second.

The Crabs return to the friendly confines on May the 27th with Beers of the World Crab Racing. Until then, he’s Sonny Starr.



Ciao for nao

j

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