Baseball Crab Racing-
PreRace:
Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Billie Holliday- Flashing Jagermeister Button (FJB)
2) Sandy- Jagermeister Lanyard (LL)
3) Sonny Liston- WB
4) Dr Seuss- Rain Gauge
5) Princess Anne- Mardi Gras Beads (MGB)
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Terri
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #42 Swussy- Goondock Saints Racing (GSR)-Magic Grip Jar Opener (MG)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #50 Wal Mart- Team Hincky (TH)- Towel
3) Winner- #46 My Crabs Spread Faster Than These- TH- Koozie (KZ)
4) Winner- #28 One-Legged Bitch- TH- Pumpkin Peeps (PP)
5) Winner- #4 Eat, Drink, And Be Scary- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)- Potted Meat (PM)
6) Winner- #75 Abbra Cadaver- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)- Farmers Almanac (FA)
Seventh Inning Stretch
7) Winner- #84 Used To Blow- TH- LL
8) Winner- #44 Oliver Twist. I Love Good Dickens- COF- KZ
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #22 Elvis- Kelly- Blue Condom (BC)
Halftime Entries:
Yep
10) Winner- Super Shrek Folkie- RECEIVES NO PRIZE!!!!
11) Winner- #59 Speedster- TH- LL
The Wave
12) Winner- #41 Mr Crabalot- -TH- Ghost Peeps (GP)
13) Winner- #9 Swass- GSR- Orange Condom (OC)
14) Winner- #78 Haven’t Been Blown Lately- TH- GP
15) Winner- #73 Switties- GSR- BC
16) Winner- #25 Walkin’ The Plank- GSR- PP
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #42 Swussy- Goondock Saints Racing
2) Winner- #75 Abbra Cadaver- Crabby Old Pharts
3) Winner- #59 Speedster- Team Hincky
4) Winner- #44 Oliver Twist. I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Pharts
Some Outstanding Individuals-
Ricky Four Inch- Behind the Bar
Thursday Night Shane- In the Kitchen
Steve Schrader- Your Crab Racing Host
And on the Floor, SERVING US ALL!!! Rhonda.
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #42 Swussy- Goondock Saints Racing
Third Place- A Top Quality Tee Shirt- #59 Speedster- Team Hincky
Second Place- $20 Worth of Folkie’s Bucks (“The next best thing to free”)- #75 Abbra Cadaver- Crabby Old Pharts
First Place- $30 Worth of Folkie’s Bucks (“Ditto”)- #44 Oliver Twist. I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Pharts
Time:
Minus One
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